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| Subject: Incomplete Fics/Short Stories Tue 10 May 2016, 8:09 pm | |
| Super Pokemon Racing Championship April 2010 - Intro:
-INTRO-
Dragonite: Welcome to the SPRC, the current biggest race. You will race across the pokelands.Can you survive the test? I am the organizer of the race, I will be behind the scenes mostly and the two hosts will help run it.
Lucario: I'm the cool host.
Blaziken: And I'll be the co-host.Now for the racers.
Lucario:Well duuhhhh.
-Racers-
Pikachu Squirtle Eevee Vulpix Cyndaquil Skitty Torchic Priplup Sunkern Pidgey Magikarp Spheel Shinx Drifloon Jigglypuff Mareep Phanpy Mudkip Plusle Minun Buizel Kirlia -
Blaziken: We aren't missing anyone?
Lucario:Yay.
Blaziken:Yay
Lucario:No
Blaziken: Onto the first leg of the race.
Lucario:But it's the intro.What will we do?
Squirtle:Balon battle damit!
Lucario: What?
Mudkip: He said "balon battle damit"...so give him a balloon dammit.*gives balloon*
Squirtle:Yay!
Lucario:*pops balloon*
Squirtle: Awww...
Lucario:I guess we will continue later....
- Intro Continued:
Lucario: Contestants, due to the roads..we are required to give you karts to be fair to the slow ones *looks at slowpoke*
Blaziken: Seems as those we forgot 3, furret,ratata, and wooper.
Wooper:I've been forgotten alot.
Lucario: First leg, we start in this crater, then go spiral down the mountain. You will be paired up with another racer or even 3 due to our cheapness.
*helicopter begins to fly away*
Blaziken: Its been taken by...torchic.
Lucario:*uses hyperbeam and misses and hits slowpoke*
Torchic:Hahah!*uses machine guns and hits slowpoke*
Blaziken: Why did you give the copter machine guns!?
Lucario:Because, its cool.
Blaziken:.....
The racers began scattering to thier cars and began to pair up.
Wooper:Hey thier smexy, wanna ride in my chooper?
Kirlia:No.
Jigglypuff:I sing n drive...please somebody,ride with me.I am so lonely!
SunkernMFG I have no feet!
Priplup:I get my own!
Eevee:Hmmmmm... oooh a nickle.
Buizel: Oohh.,nice head you got there..can I have it?
Ratata:No!
Buizel:My lunchbox is so cool * shows steel box*
Ratata:grrr
*Ratata kicked the lunchbox, then it opened up and saws and a flamethrower came out, they chopped him into pieces and burned him and dusted him under the carpet*
Wooper:Whoot in thoo hell? You kill him.
Biuzel:Nuuu.my lunch did.
Pikachu:Hmmm....
Plusle:
Skitty:Nyyyyyuyuy.
Everyone jumped into thier karts and left the crater and down the narrow mountain, all running over slowpoke.
Blaziken:Did we even get teams?
Lucario:Wait...what?
Slowpoke:Why you do this.
-Cooking with Lucario-
Time for cooking...with Lucario.
Lucario:Today, we're going take a guest request..
Squirtle:Balonbattledamit!
Lucario:Ahhhh....all you havrto do is put this in th oven...
Buizel:I baked you a pie!
Lucario: Oooh. What flavor!?
Buizel: Pie flavored!
Lucario:No...
Buizel:*shoves Lucario into oven*
--
- Chapter 1-1:
Chapter 1-1
The racers saw charizard,guarding the the road.
*Mudkip+Squirtle drove up*
Charizard:To pass, you must battle me.
Squirtle:Soda! Gotta get to my durn balloon battle...Damit.
Mudkip:*licks* You liek me?
Charizard:No..pass.
They passed.
Skitty:Move outta the way.Nyuuu.
Shinx:Mam, lemmee handle this*groan man voice*I reckon your zipper be down you gotta dolla on you?
Skitty:Wtf?
Charizard:....
They passed.
Sunkern,Magikarp and Jigglypuff rolled up.
Jigglypuff: Hai!
Sunkern:Help us, she stole use against our will
Chaizard:Ha!
Jigglypuff floated the kart over while charizard laughed.
Pripup ran charizard over. Torchic flew next to priplup,Torchic rammed pripups kart, then span out of control and crashed creating a huge fireball.Torchic landed on piplups car.
Piplup:Ahhhh!
Torchic:Aaaaaahhh!
-Charizard-
Eevee,Pidgey,Pikachu..
Eevee-Oooh. Your red.
Charizard:....
Pikachu:Got a surfboard?
They passed as Driflloon, Buizel, and Mareep rolled up.
Mareep:Help me onto the kart.
Buizel:Lemmee have your head first.
Drifloon:Let us pass
Charizard: If I don't?What'll you do?ha.
Drifloon:I will ♥♥♥♥ you.
Charizard..Ooooookkk....
Buizel:Is that...white castle burger!?
Mareep:IT IS!
Buizel:Do you know what his means!
Mareep:We gotta go to the white castle at the bottom of the moutain.
Buizel:Best idea all day.
They took a detour.
Plusle:Lets connect DS's!
Minun:Yes!
Plusle:Whos drivin though?
Minun:Uh oh...
They drove into a tree.
Furret:You want help?
Wooper:Wop.
Furreth don't be mean.
Wooper:But I want to.
Furret:Ah..
-End of first roadblock.
Blazikenur racers have made it past the first obstacle, will they survive the next?
Lucario:We do have a diverse cast.
Squirtle:Durn it!
Lucario:How did you get here?
Squirtle: Im cool like that.
Who will be eliminated? Fav characters?
- Chapter 1-2:
-Chapter 1-2-
Lucario:As our racers make thier way down the mountain, we made something to make thier trip interesting.We blew the road up.
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The pack had gotten close together, the grocery store was farther down the mountain. Torchic and piplup were fighting each other and smashing ito the other karts....suddenly theroad in front of them just imploded in front of them. Karts flew off the mountain.
=Grocery store=
Lucario: Our first rest stop until the next section.
*Buizels car smashed through and ran down slowpoke.*
Buizel:We're at white castle!
Mareep:Yeah!
Lucario:You just smashed through.
Mareep:And?
Lucario:You broke stuff.
A car smash through the wall, then another, then a few smashed through the ceiling.Debris was everywhere.
Blaziken:Zomg!
Mudkip: Oh, knives!*Licks*
Squirtle:Balon battle damit
Kirlia:Coin runners.
Magikarp:When I evolve,I'm destroying stuff.
Lucario: Ok.
Sunkern:ZOMFG, I can't feel my legs.
Pidgey:You never had any.Oh and first line.
Sunkern: Oh yeah.
Jigglypuff:*picks up sunkern*
Lucario:Wow, Torchic and Priplup are still fighting.
Minun:Just like
Plusle:in a
Minun: video game
Furret:They need a hug.
Piplup punched Torchic sending him into a wall, Toorchic threw a gas tank and shot fireballs at it causing half of the store to collapse. Piplup and Torchic began to fight again.
Piplup: I'm gunna win.
Torchic: You wish.Fire melts ice.
Piplup: Water douses fire.
Torchic:Well...FALCON PUNCH!
-Other end
Cyndaquil:Nap time*naps*
Lucario:Didn't we have two other racers?
Blaziken:We did but they got lost and died.
Lucario: Oh they weren't that important
Squirtle:Suuu.... cheesepuffs.
Shinx: Sure I'd love some.
Squirtle: Zomg, you sound like a 30 year old dude!
Skitty:...
Pidgey:Yo Lucario,whats the next leg of the race?
Lucario:We get to play with trains!
Buizel:Yay.
Mareep: I love trains.
To be....
- Chapter 2:
Lucario:Due to complications, the train is delayed.Suuuu. You guys get a new set of cars *presses button,garage door goes up*
Buizel: Those are.
Jiggle-I love that car.
Mareep:White castle cars?
Lucario: No.
Blaziken: *throws the keys to racers*
Lucario: ...
Blaze:Hope the trip over the bridge goes good. Its a deep fall.Theres feet to go...lik-
Lucario: OVA 9000!
Squirtle: Ice cream dammit*kicks lucario*
Buizel sped away in the dune buggy car.Then other regular cars left.This left a monster truck.
Torchic: Why are we fighting?
Piplup: Hmmm.Good point.Us in a monster truck.
*they climbed in and smashed through the wall*
The cars raced past the traffic. Buizel sped at high speed past a truck while rivals grinded cars in an attempt to wreck each other. Buizel clipped a car and was launched, his car went wild and smashed into a semi. It knocked other cars out of the way.Squirtle sped towards and wrecked. Several more racers smashed into the wreckage.
Azurril: Ooh, a nickle*picks up*
Mareep's car flew over him and went into a tanker truck. More cars flew past him, spinning out.
The rest of the racers pulled up and stopped, only to be smashed into the wall. Emergency vehicles were coming.
-piplup,torchic-
They drove in the oncoming lane, crushing the traffic.
-Wreck-
An ambulance pulled up and Bidoof jumped out and dragged Magikarp in.
Bidoof-Yup yup by golly I never see injury bad as your by golly, we're just going tostab around til something happens....
Later.
Bidoof:Yup yup, this means I need to hide the evidence by golly gee.
Sunkern:My legs!
Half the bridge collapsed when a fast car burst through the guardrail and exploded when it hit the canyon wall.
Drifloon:Another time.
Squirtle-Someone kiss my boo-boo dammit!
Bidoof:By golly gee*kiss on the boo-boo.*
They all walked to the finish line. There sat Azuril.
Azuril: I win!
Pidgey:But..you were at the bridge
Azuril:Time paradox.
Lucario: Yeah.
Bidoof:Yup .
Kagnastan:It feel some lonely with empty pouch.
Squirtle: *hops in pouch* To the computer room dammit!
Buizel: Mareep.Yup yyup
Mareep:By golly.
Bidoof:Yup yup by golly.
Buizel:By yup golly gee.
Bidoof: Golly yup.
Mareep:White castle by golly yup yup.
Bidoof:YUP!
- Intermission:
-Intermission-
Blaziken: This is an intermission period.Where we take a break.
Luucario-This time, we are having...
Sqirtle: A god damn baloon battle!
Lucario:Yah!
Skitty:Nya.
Lucario: ..
Blaziken:*hugs*
Plusle:I like gameboys
Minun: cause we
Plusle: Are on them.
Quasar: HMMMMM...I brought some pure caffine.
Buizel:Caffine?YAAAAAAA! *eats*
Torchic:My flames are warm.
Piplup:Write the next chappy.
Quasar:Don't worry.I'm just a bit hyper and its hard to atick to a story.I'm better with shorter tales.
Blaziken:*grabs*I'm going to play with your hair.
Skitty: Nyyyy, Yay.It so soft.
Buizel:It taste good too.
Quasar: What is it with people and my hair?
Lucario:K......
Buizel:Quasar ..I'm hyper.
Quasar: Me too!
Buizeloooh...look at that wheel, it spins.
Quasar:IT DOES!
Sunkern:They must be really high.
Drifloon:That is what caffine does to thier minds.
Mareep:Write me as an adventurer.
- ???:
Time......
Lucario:Well....since we had such bad luck.We will use....That island..
squirtle:Dammit.
Drifloon:Tiem to stick my hands where they don't belong.
Torchic:Well....lets go.
Piplup::Yes.
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| Subject: Re: Incomplete Fics/Short Stories Tue 10 May 2016, 8:30 pm | |
| Shrooms and Eggs January 2011 - Episode 1:
=Episode 1=
Yoshi sat down to eat his dinner. Yoshi, besides helping Mario and Luigi, and babysitting them, rarely did much in adventure terms and was never really the main hero but most people loved him. He had a fun personality. He loved to eat. He decided to have a pretty simple life with his Yoshi friends. He loved playing and thats all he really thought about. He had a slightly important job with his friends and when he played sports. Yoshi looked around the island and then began to eat.
Yoshi:Well, this is yummy.
Meanwhile........................
The Yellow Toad did have an important job, he had to get stuff around the mushroom kingdom, to the farthest reaches, to the tallest mountains, harsh landscapes, and even Bowser's Castle. Sometimes he had simple jobs, while other times, he had dangerous jobs filled with robbers and hazards. But he took pride in his job, just like his other toad friends. Since Galaxy 2, the Toad Brigade all went onto their own jobs, Red Toad became a tour guide, Bank Toad ran a bank, Hint Toad ran Toad Town Museum, while Mail Toad ran the Post System in the Mushroom Kingdom, but helped each of them out, mostly Mail-Toad, accompanying him on missions. But Yellow Toad always felt like he needed to do something. They all had their own niche, except he didn't really do much. He did Adventure with Blue Toad, who was different from hint-toad.
Blue Toad wasn't even in the Toad Brigade, but he was a good friend. They had been on slight adventures, but yellow fell asleep. Then yellow went into the Toad Brigade, and once they split, all the toads were generally not together besides card nights and sporting events. But it was time that yellow toad went off on his own. He did have people to accompany him on vacations.
He awoke to a knock at his door.
Toadsworth: Master Toad
YToad: Yes?
Toadsworth: Lady Daisy has been kidnapped by island bandits!
YToad: Really!? But why are you coming to me?
Toadsworth: Because. Master Luigi is out cold after their road train ran him over and Mario. We have no idea where he is.
YToad: But, theres-
Toadsworth: Everyone else is busy. You don't seem to be doing anything.
YToad: Ok.
Toadsworth: Thank you.
YToad:*runs out of the door*
~~Elsewhere~~
Yoshi: Well, now lets eat some fruit!
Red Yoshi: YAY!
Yellow Yoshi: YAH!
The Yoshis began to eat more of the fruit that they gathered. Yellow Toad ran up to them.
YToad: Yoshi, you need to help me, Daisy's been kidnapped by criminals in Delphino. They want money, but we need to rescue him.
Yoshi: But aren't Mario and Luigi on it? Are we helping them?
YToad: Nope. They are out of commission as of now.
Yoshi: Sure.
YToad: We need to go fast!
Yoshi: Ok.....but.
Yoshi: I need to eat this.
YToad: No, thats Baby Waluigi!
Yoshi: It looks like a fruit.
YToad:No!
Yoshi: Ok. *throws Baby Waluigi who flys into a volcano*
YToad: Well, I guess we go rescue Daisy
Yoshi: But she pushed over my train set!
YToad: Really. Mine too.
Yoshi:I don't wanna save Daisy anymore.
YToad: Oh, we're saving Daisy.*drags Yoshi*
Yoshi:My sammich.
After a half hour of walking, the duo finally made it to the Toad Town store, where they bought many mushrooms then got into a Mach Bike with a sidecar attached to it.They followed the trail. They went off at a high speed on their attempt to save Daisy from the bandits, in time for the sports event later that week...
Yoshi:So.....Toad, why are you yellow?
YToad:Cause, I'm not the regular toad, I'm one of his friends.
Yoshi:You all look the same.
YToad:YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!
Yoshi:THATS RACIST!
YToad:You said that first.
Yoshi:No. You are prejudice against yoshis. Hmph
YToad:Shutup.
Yoshi:Anyways, do you have a name besides "Toad"
YToad:Yes, Wolley.
Yoshi: HA.HA.HA.HA-
Wolley:Quit it.
Yoshi:I'm sorry.
Wolley:Hey, its Waluigi.
The purple clad twig of a plumber rode down the same hill in kart. He seemed to be swerving.
Yoshi: Oh yay! What are you up to!
Waluigi:WAH! I'm gunna save Daisy!
Yoshi:Hey, we are too.
Waluigi:Well, yah know what?
Wolley:What?
Waluigi:TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!!*begins to stand up and dance while on his car*
Yoshi:Uh I th-
Waluigi's car swerved sharply and it flew off the side of the hill, sending Waluigi into a tree.
Yoshi:Well, told him
============================================ Will they save Daisy, find out......on the next episode of Shrooms and Eggs.
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| Subject: Re: Incomplete Fics/Short Stories Tue 10 May 2016, 8:39 pm | |
| Mario Ultra Circuit September 2010 - Episode 1:
Once again, one of those things I type elsewhere, drag here..
==Racers=== 1.Daisy- Comes off as annoying and dominating...and is trying to remove the "♥♥♥♥" image she has. Friends with Toadette and Peach.
2.Yoshi- Very laid back. He does things out of fun but enjoys the competition.Friends with Birdo,Mario,Luigi,Daisy, and Koopa.
3.Doopliss- He has multiple personalities,
4.Koopa-Slightly optimistic, humbleness dominates his personality and no matter how good he does, he never takes credit. Friends with Yoshi, Dry Bones, and Bowser.
5.Toad-Happy go lucky, he is a coward and dislikes stepping up. He fits with everyone.
6.Dry Bones- The depressing kind of guy. He wants more friends than just Boo but is too scared to be attempt epic stuff.
7.Waluigi-The crazy prankster of the bunch, he commonly wars it out with Boo and they try to outdo each other, leading to some trouble. Boo's Friendly Rival
8.Twink- Young, is over joyous to be in something, he tries to help everyone he can which leads to him forgetting himself in the mix
9.Bowser- The sore loser of the bunch. He sets traps and is overly obsessed with winning. He is Peach's Stalker
10.Fludd-The nerd of the bunch, he is obsessed with the outside world and constantly forgets that he is racing.
11.Mario-He is self centered and he dominates the games he is in, in his mind anyways. He is nice inside, but his self centerness
12.Luigi- He to is humble, but he absolutely hates being in Marios shadow. He attempts to outshine his bro but he fails numerous times and feels lonely. Friends with Daisy,Yoshi,Mario.
13.Peach-She feels she better than everyone because she is rich. She feels others are supposed to work for her.
14.Rosalina-A quiet character who can be normal most of the time, but sometimes has random moments which shock most people.
15.Diddy- He fits with everyone, but doesn't really have any true friends. He is very hyper and commonly slips up while speaking.
16.Dixie-She is self consious about every part of her, always asking about her hair, makeup, which can annoy some friends. She is tomboyish but sometimes acts girly, especially around Diddy. Friends with Lanky, Diddy.
17.Boo- He has a dark sense of humor that ends up hurting people. His personality in general is disliked by a lot of people. Friend of Dry Bones
18.Wario- Very, very greedy, he'd sell his own mom for cash. He has friends, but mostly rich friends to mooch off of. He is hotheader which leads many people to think he is dumb while in actuality, he is a genius. Friends with Waluigi.
19.Lanky Kong-He feels he doesn't fit into anywhere, he sleeps most of the time and relies on friends to get him farther. Friend of Dixie, and Diddy.
20.Toadette- Manipulative, she plays innocent to get things she wants. She is only really true around Toad and Daisy. Friend of Daisy and Toad
21.Birdo-She tries to date everyone, even in this race. She tries to act girl but can fail. She is hotheaded and is always insulting someone. Loves Yoshi.
22.Hammer Bro-Absolutely obsessive over hitting people. He is kinda like the bully of the race. He sometimes goes out of his way to do things
23.Bowser Jr-Very immature, he makes tons of "explict" jokes and vies for everyones attention. Son of Bowser, friends of Koopa,Diddy,Paratroopa,Shy Guy, Hammer Bro, and Wario.
24.Blooper-He acts girly. He says some perverted things and gets hit a lot for them
25.Paratroopa-He basically tries to rip peoples limbs off. He is random the rest of the time.
26.Shy Guy- He is secretive. Hates talking about himself.....
====Staff=====
DK- The big host of all of it. He gets along with everyone and randomly holds DK minigames for no reason. He is all chilled out and mellow and is kinda crazy.
Pianta- The other big host, he kinda complains of not being able to relax even though he always has a lawn chair with him
Chain Chomp-He arfs mostly. He is like a dog, chases some people.
King Boo-He is lazy, sets traps along the race.
Lakitu-He loves his job, he saves some people who fall off the course.
Thwomp-Should not handle technical stuff.
Whomp- See Thwomp.
Noki-Smart, acts mellow.
Monty Mole-No RESETIN
Bullet Bill-Not really smart, makes mistakes on everything...
Goomba-Hates his underling job from early, he hates to be stepped on.
Dolphin-He loves acting silly, he strives to host his own game.
Cheep Cheep-See Dolphin
Penguin-He loves playing around instead of his job
Klepto- He loves his job. He loves to clean up the messes. He takes it too seriously though.
* There was a big crowd around Peach Beach. There was the pipe, but it led to a beach road.*
DK: Hey....so I assume you are all here.
Pianta: A day of fun, surf, and a race.
Chain Chomp: Arf. Fun. Arf.
Daisy: HI!!!
Yoshi: Sounds fun.
Doopliss: Fun. Sad. Fun!
Koopa:You sly dog.
Boo: *holding knife* Wut?
Fludd: Nice trees.
DK: Anyways..... for a lot of the race, you join with someone else....and every so often...theres obstacles. You all know how to drive....I presume.
Peach: I don't drive. Toadsworth does.
DK: We seem to have omitted him completely from the fic.
Toad:Scarey. Just kidding. Hope I don't die.
Dry Bones:I hope you do. Shy Guy?
Shy Guy: What, I wasn't doing anything.
Paratroopa: *is trying to rip Waluigi's head off* Why are these on so tight?
Toadette:*trip Waluigi*
Waluigi:AH! *slips and falls off balcony*
Toadette: Ooooh. Sorry.
DK: How about you Kongs?
Diddy: I real love you*throws cap up and catches it, then jumps onto DK*
Dixie:Good. My hairs frizzie in this weather though!
Lanky:*sleeping*
DK: Ok. Well.
Bowser Jr: Your mom! HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!
Hammer Bro:*hits with hammer* Thats right.
Bowser Jr: You're mom's right.
Luigi:Damn straight.
Mario: Once again, Ima winnar.
Peach: And I'm still to good for you all.
Birdo: Look at them muscles on DK.
DK: Errr.
Birdo: I like dat Waluigi. I like myself a flexible man.
DK:....
Diddy: ROSA!!!
Rosalina: What?
Twink: * hugs Rosa* I love this day!
DK: That should be every one.
King Boo:SNORE!
Pianta: We've provide you vehicles...
DK: Over there.....
Chomp: ARF! They arf up to five arfs.
DK: Only five people to a car.
Diddy:Dixie, Lanky, and... Yoshi!
Yoshi: Well...I guess.
Dixie:Drag Lanky to ours.
Bowser:MINIONS! Hammer Bro, Bowser Jr, Blooper, Shy Guy! You're with me.
Blooper: *squeal*
Shy Guy:What? Sure.Covert ops guy here.
Bowser Jr: Deep and dark. Toad:Toadette? Twink? I know I'm hated, but can you join me?
Toadette:*blushes* K.
Twink: This is gunna be fun!
Toad: It will be!
Blooper:* girly squeal* I love yo shoes.
Wario: Waweegee! Carry me to the car!
Boo:Doopliss...Dry Bones..
Dry Bones: *sigh* Ok.
Doopliss: Ah snap.
Daisy: Peachy, Parry and Mario.
Peach: Mario's drivin.
Parry: NO I AM!
Koopa: I guess this leaves me with Luigi and Rosalina.
Rosalina: Yeah.... I'm kinda hungry.
Luigi: A bit scared, but, I'm gunna race.
Koopa:Got anyone whos gunna drive?
Rosalina: No.
Luigi:I'll drive.
Koopa: Ok.
DK:So...all in your cars?
All:Yes.
Lakitu: Well.. GOGOGGOGOGGOGOGOGOOGGOGO!!!
Dolphin: Might Morphin Powa Rangers!
Penguin: Yay.
*The racers sped into the pipe, leaving smoke. The staff discussed matters at a round table*
DK:So.....everyone has everything right?
Goomba: Yes sir Mr. Kong.
Pianta:I'll meet them at the bridge.
Cheep Cheep: Yah.....
Monty Mole: Pot hole time!!!*burrows away*
Noki: *realizes he put cones in wrong places* Yeah.
King Boo: Well, I am off to watch this on tv.
DK:Why are you our 4th co-host?
King Boo: Because.
Pianta:.....
King Boo:Nuff said.
Chain Chomp:Arf. Dolphin and Penguin. Arf, I teach you, come.
Dolphin: Arf.
Penguin: Arf.
Chain Chomp:Arf Arf!
Dolphin:Arf.
Chain Chomp: Arf.
Penguin: Arf Arf Arf.
Chain Chomp:Good thing we understand each other.*leaves*
Penguin:*Leaves*
Dolphin: How am I on land*leaves*
Pianta:Well, I am gone *leaves*
Goomba:Eh.... I gotta go.
Noki: Off lay on the beach.
DK:So... Thwomp, Whomp?
Klepto:They are off to their jobs?
Thwomp: So. You know good thing bout being stone?
Whomp:What?
Thwomp:We no need ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Whomp: Why not?
Thwomp: Because we always rock hard. Lol.
Whomp: HAHA HAHA HAHA HHAHA HAHA!
Thwomp: Know what else?
Whomp: What?
Thwomp: We always stoned.
Whomp: HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHHAH AHAHAHA!!!
Thwomp: But in me serious, me need to do job here.
Whomp:Ah. Yah. Me got good laugh today.
- Episode 2:
Episode 2
DK: And back to our crazy race! Going through the first obstacle now... We'll go to that now.
Pianta: Looks like Bowser and his group are arriving.
Thwomp and Whomp were waiting, forming a wall.
Whomp: Me travelers wanna pass. Me no let them.
Bowser: Minions. YOU WORK FOR ME!!!
Thwomp: We got new jobs. Pay better.
Bowser: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hammer Bro.
Hammer Bro: On it....* starts hitting with hammers*
Whomp: Hah... small one hit Whomp..* crushes Hammer Bro*
Bowser: Shy Guy.
Shy Guy: *grabs a gun and begins shooting Whomp* Nothing works...
Bowser Jr: *begins painting on Thwomp*
Thwomp: STOP!
Blooper: Pinks your color.
Bowser:Let us pass...
Thwomp: Ok.
*They moved aside. Minutes later, Boo's Crew rolled up*
Boo: HEY BUDDY!
Whomp: Me no buddy
Boo: But? sad
Whomp: Not after sledding accident.
Boo: So.....* passes through Whomp.*
Dry Bones: Da hell?
Doopliss: YO I BE GONE! * passes through*
Dry Bones: YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!
Whomp: So..... me hum elevator music?
Dry Bones: I guess.
Whomp: * grunts in musical tone*
*Diddy's car rolled up*
Diddy: HIYA!
Dixie: You are annoying. *hugs*
Whomp: Me let you pass why?
Lanky: Smack Dat!
Whomp:What?
Lanky: SMACK DAT!!!!
Whomp: What is up?
Dixie: I think hes sleep talking?
Lanky:* grabs Dixie* Babe, I know, but I'm a male model astronaut cowboy and I have duties to do...ha... I said duties....
Dixie: * smacks Lanky then kicks him in the face*
Lanky: OW! What was that for?
Dixie: Because.
Lanky: I was having the bestest dream, and you ruined it.
Dixie: You were creepy, so I woke you up.
Diddy: DRINK CAFFINE, LIKE ME!
Lanky:* drools*
Yoshi: Um..... can you get him off of me, hes drooling.
Whomp: You family have problems.* Lands on Dry Bones*
* The Car rolled past only for another to roll up*
Toad: Gee wilkers! I'm here.
Toadette: You are.
Toad: Aw Whomp. Think I can pass?
Whomp:No.
Twink: I'll help you?
Whomp: No
Toad: * drools on Whomp*
Whomp: ME HATE YOU.
Toad: Oh gawsh! Mah first enemy!Twink! Get that camera.
Twink: Can you be my enemy too? * sets camera on tripod then flys to Whomp*
Toad:Group hug!
Toad and Twink: SMILEYS! *Both smile, Whomp frowns, the picture is taken*
Whomp: frustrated
Toad: Well someone looks like a lil constipated Goomba.
Twink: We can fix that!
Whomp: *Hides*
Toad: But we're certified happy smile doctors. We got the cards and lollipops.
Toadette: I'm just going to take the wheel.
*Koopa and Rosalina rolled up*
Rosa: Well...
Koopa: No offense, but you're boring, were you ever not boring?
Rosa: * rips dress off* Am I interesting now.
Koopa: I'd say so.
Rosa: I like reading books, whats your favorite?
Koopa: You raised my hopes up and shot them down..... you're boring again. Thanks Ms. Buzzkillington.
Rosa: What makes you not boring?
Koopa: I'm happy most of the time. You..... you kinda fit into the class of that really, really boring stalker chick who plans to kill me.
Rosa: What?
Koopa: You're a cougar.
Rosa: A what?
Koopa: You go after those young men.
Rosa: Do I look old?
Koopa:It says you visit every hundred years.
Rosa: But I'm a goddess?
Koopa: That explains your disturbed fanbase. You eat their souls. Their nerdy, boring souls.
Klepto: I need this * picks up Rosalina*
Koopa: No comment.
Klepto: I see why you are a heavy weight.
* Lumas fly out of her hair*
Klepto: Oh.... I thought they'd be hiding somewhere else
Rosa: But I'm not dead.
Klepto: But you ain't alive neither.... I dunno what the undead fits into.
Koopa: Now I'm all alone. sad The only time I'll ever have a nice car and a girl.
Dry Bones: Hey Koopa!
Koopa: Get in.
Dry Bones: Mkay.
Luigi: DAMMIT!!! I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME KOOPA!!! YOU WEREN'T "ALL ALONE"!
Koopa:You sound like an AARP member with caps lock.
Luigi: Oh...... its not on anymore. Seriously. I'm always there. In your house...sniffin your cat...looking into your window...watching you.
Koopa: You're disturbed.
*They passed. Then Waluigi and Wario came up.*
Whomp: Me back.
Wario: Hey, I'd like to sell you this really nice reliable car.
Whomp: You need it to do the race.
Wario:Then may I interest you in this fine specimen of a man?
Whomp: No.
Wario: Hes tall, dark, really, really pale, stringbean arms, that sexy nasally voice only a mother could love, and he has a porn stache.
Whomp: What hell man? No.
Wario: Your loss.
Waluigi: Are we going to Disney Land*steps on beartrap* AH!BOO!
Wario: Yes....yes we are!
Whomp:..... *hides.*
*They passed*
Paratroopa: Hey Mario, nice head you got there...can I have it?
Mario: Uh, no.
Paratroopa: Too bad * jumps on Mario's head*
Peach: Who's drivin?
Daisy: I should. I have my license, I scared it right outta the teacher.
Peach: Really?
Thwomp: Sorry, you no pass?
*Daisy started the car, the smashed a whole through Thwomp*
[Bowser's Car]
Bowser: Shy Guy, throw tacks out the back.
Bowser Jr: Yeah... tacks....lmao!
Bowser:.....
Shy Guy:*throws tacks out the back*
Blooper: What can I do?
Bowser: Throw this battle axe out the back!
Blooper: On it! *starts to throw the axe, then they hit a pothole, the axe sticks into him*
Bowser: We all came out ok.
Blooper:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bowser: Its just a flesh wound.
Shy Guy: I remember when I stabbed myself by accident like 90 something times, then shot myself.
Blooper: OW!
Bowser Jr: Hey...... do you use "AXE" Body Spray.
All:*Stale laughs*
Bowser Jr: Aw screw you, that was funny.
Boo: I WILL BEAT HIM!!! *throws a mine out of the car* Take that Waluigi.
Bowser: Good good.
Bowser Jr:Well..... Oh look....
Chain Chomp: ARF!!
Dolphin: Arf...something along the lines of that.
Penguin:* eating brownies*
DK: Hey. You guys finally got to the first checkpoint. We will just stop here for the night.
Bowser: Raid the kitchen!
*They ran into the shop*
*Several cars rolled up at the shop*
Mario:*runs in with Paratroopa chasing him with a crow bar*
Peach:*strolls in with Daisy*
Yoshi: Yeah.... this was fun. I am going the beach with my sunglasses.
Diddy: I'm goin to the bar.
DK:...
Diddy: DK, you're just a kid.*runs off*
Dixie:I'm going to have to buy all new clothes!!*drags a nearly dead Lanky in*
DK: Well....don't ask don't tell.
Chomp: If they get into my bone stash... IMA EAT THEM!
Dolphin: Yeah, and we'll use their bones!
Penguin: Following a butterfly guys. It's so pretty.
Goomba:I LIKE PIE! * gets squished, then whip cream is sprayed on him, and a cherry on top with sprinkles*
DK: Well. More people should be coming...... by the way..... have you heard anything on FLUDD? He didn't join anyone......
*Then some more cars rolled up*
Birdo: I'm here! And I grabbed one of them portable toilets.
FLUDD: WHAT!?!?!!?!? I'm not used for that?
Birdo: YOU TALK!!?!?!
Dolphin: GENERIC SHOUT WITH QUESTION EXCLAMATION!!?!?!?
Birdo:Then you're one of those spitoons?
FLUDD:NO!
Birdo: Hmm.... I'm going to use you talking thing, you will be my backscratcher.
FLUDD:What?
Birdo:You know the old saying, you scratch my back, NUFF SAID.
Twink: Guess what?
Toad:Yeah?
Dolphin:What?
Toad: We made our first enemy today!*shows pics*
Dolphin: Good for you, you're here, now leave.
*The rest of the cars rolled up*
Luigi: *breathing heavily on Koopa*
Koopa: Uh. We're here.... can we leave in our own directions?
Dry Bones: Yah?
DK: I guess.
Klepto: I got Rosa out of the race.
DK: Why?
Klepto: Because... the fans voted her out.
DK: Oh, that boring lady.
Wario: Finally, is this free?
DK:Yes.
Doopliss: *begins running around *
Wario:Good *leaves with towel*
Waluigi: Hey kid?
Penguin: What?
Waluigi: Want some candy?
Penguin: Heck yeah.
Waluigi: TOO BAD!!! WALUIGI TIME!! *starts doing his Strikers dance*
DK:So, wonder how Pianta's end is going?
[Pianta]
Pianta: So guys, how'd it go?
Whomp: These people insaner than Whomp's in-laws.
Thwomp: They made boo-boo on Thwomp.
Pianta: King Boo?
King Boo: What? *eats pringles*
Pianta:We're getting rid of you.
King Boo: Look at all I contributed to this show!
All:* gaze into ceiling, then look back at king boo*
Noki: I got nothing.
Whomp: Me no neither.
Thwomp: Thwomp no remember.
Monty Mole: Naw.
Pianta:*throws King Boo out of the dojo*
Pianta: New co-host needed.
Owl: Hoot.
Pianta: Want the job?
Owl: Hoot.
Pianta: You got it.
Owl: Hoot.
All:
Pianta: You are the fourth co-host! You are awesome.
Owl: Hoot?
Pianta: It's easy, just tell contestants what to do?
Bullet Bill: Wait, an owl that just randomly flew in got the job, and not me!?
Pianta: You'd have been like King Boo.
Bullet Bill: Why?
Whomp: Because, Bullet Bill not floating, but laying on ground crushing Cheep Cheep.
Bullet Bill: Oh *floats up*
Owl: Hoot.
Noki: We'll be good friends, come with me.
- Episode 3:
Episode 3
DK: Back to another episode of MUC.
Bowser Jr: Spell that backwards.
DK: *facepalm*
Bowser Jr: Ah. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHA!
Koopa: So sad.
DK: Anyways.....your next leg of the race involves winding down this mountain, then stopping in the convience store....., you could.....
Pianta: Just drive off the side of the mountain...
DK: Wait.....no.....
Pianta: I mean, they can?
DK: That would...
Pianta: The racers are gone.....
DK: *facepalm*
~
-Convineince Store-
Owl:Hoot?
Noki: Don't worry, they will park, then come in.
Owl: Hoot.
Noki: Yes.....
Owl: Hoot.
Noki: I hear a car too.
* Bowser's crew crashed through the top of the store.*
Bowser:....... SUCCESS.
Hammer Bro: PARKING GET!
Blooper: Oh gawsh.
Hammer Bro: *stabs Blooper*
Blooper: * Falls out of car*
Hammer Bro: My power level....... its over...
Bowser: What?
Hammer Bro: 68!!!!!
Bowser Jr: W-W-W-W-HAT!?!!??!
Hammer Bro: Yeah.
Bowser Jr: *perverted smirk* You know what one level above 68 is?
Hammer Bro: Lulz
Blooper: 69 is a sex joke.
Bowser Jr: Yes...... it is.... thank you for pointing that out to us...because we had no idea what it meant.
Blooper: Glad I could help.
Bowser: Lets go get some food.
Blooper: And Barbie dolls, I can braid their hair.
Bowser: YOu can braid my hair*winks*
Blooper: Ech......
All: * follow*
Owl: Hoot!
Noki: I am pretty sure-
* Peaches car smashed in*
Daisy: I'm gunna go get stuff for things that I do at night.
Paratroopa: Wut?
Daisy: Uh.. *drags Peach*
Mario: Well...... BISH! I JUST GOT THE HIGH SCORE IN SUPER MARIO WORLD BISH!!!
Owl: Hoot.
Mario: You can't touch dis... you can't!
Noki: *pushes a shelf on him*
Owl:Hoot.
Noki: What now?
Owl: Hoot.
* Koopas car smashed through*
*Koopa and Dry Bones stumbled in opposite directions.*
Owl:......
??dd?? os ?? i ??????????:i?inl??
Wario: I like this.
Wario: Wa....... HEY!!!*grabs Waluigi and throws him across the store*
*Toad and friends crashed through*
Toad: Well yup yup that was scary.
Twink: It sure was by golly.
Toad: By golly gee! We landed in the diaper section!
Twink: Oh yay!
Toadette: Great, lets go change our diapers.... ugh...
Toad: Toadette....since we are close, can you change my diaper?
Toadette: No.
Twink: How bout mine? *wink*
Toadette:*leaves*
Toad: I have such a cool nickname back home.
Twink: What?
Toad: Kickstand.
Twink: YUP! ME TOO!
Bowser Jr: Lol.
Toad: Well lets go get some sugar.
* Birdo and Fludd crashed through, Fludd was launched into the laundry chute*
Birdo: BACK SCRATCHER!!!! NOO!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!
Noki: Well....everyone so far..
Owl: Hoot.
Birdo: Hey there.*wink*
Noki: * pushes Birdo in laundry chute*
Owl: Hoot?
Noki: Yeah.... we probably should have told them....
Owl: Hoot hoot hoot.
Dolphin: Har. So.... we destroyed a perfectly good store.... now what?
Owl: Hoot.
Noki: Now someone will fall through the floor or something.
Koopa: Hey guys *falls through floor*
Noki: Well.... one less opponent....
Dolphin: Where the mysterious Kraken lives!
Owl: Hoot.......
Dolphin: Yes..... so who else are we going to throw down there?
Noki: Well, Koopa may make it out.
*Koopa bones fly out*
Bowser Jr: Wet Bones *snickers*
Bowser: Today we dine in diners.
Bowser Jr:*smashes head into food*
Noki: Well....lets present the next challenge to go through.
Owl: Hoot.
Noki: Yes, you must drive over the bridge....of pain!!!
Dolphin: Muahahahahahahahahah!!!
Noki: You may leave after nap time......
Doopliss: I LOVE NAP TIME!
*everyone falls asleep except for Doopliss, who layed with his eyes open*
*Alarm clock rings*
Noki: Ok....now....
Pianta: You get to drive across the bridge of death.
Noki: I thought it was the bridge of pain?
Pianta: I dunno, we just named a normal bridge that an- Oh shi- They are awake....well..
Owl: GO!
Noki: Wait.... what about the cars?
Pianta: Oh, they got karts now, we don't trust them with cars.
Noki: No, bikes.
Pianta: Oh.... then... Oh Daisy, you're such a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Daisy: WHAT!?!!?
Pianta: A stat♥♥♥♥♥ of course.
Daisy: Thats right.
Noki: Well...lets...
*Bowser, Bowser Jr, Shy Guy, Blooper, and Boo Crammed onto one bike*
*Wario used Waluigi as a seat cushion*
*Mario and Peach got on a bike*
*Daisy and Paratrooopa got on a quad*
*Dooplis and Boo got on a quad*
*Dry Bones got on his own bike*
*Toad, Toadette got on a bike and stuffed Twink in their pockets*
*Diddy got on a segway and drove away*
*Dixie got a bike, and wrapped chains around Lanky to drag him*
*Luigi got nothing*
*Birdo got her/his own bike*
*Fludd attached wheels to him*
*Dialga got heelies*
*Noki saved money by switching to Geico*
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DK: They are off....to the next part, crossing a bridge..
Chomp: Can I eat someone?
DK:No.
Chomp: Arf is such and arf sometimes.
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DK: Why.. why did we give him a camera?
Diddy: He hates me. I'm gunna lie down.
DK: Well...what will happen next...who will be gone...find out next episode.
= Eh, noone reads my fics anyways,
- Episode 4:
Episode 4
DK: Welcome back, we stopped at another convenience store after a tragedy on the bridge.
Owl:Hoot.
Bowser Jr:Your mom.
Owl:GTFO!
Bowser Jr: Ok...ok!
DK:Anyways, they are on there next part, this time, something they aren't expecting!
DK:Well*magically heals everyone*
Pianta:Wut.
Owl:Hoot.
DK: Yes, I can do that.
Lakitu: No you can't
DK:*pushes Lakitu*
Lakitu: *flys away.*
DK:Well racers, today we are going to be sledding down this hill.
Pianta:Yes.
Yoshi:Is that all.
DK:Release the hounds!!
Owl:*pulls lever*
DK:Better run.
*They all jumped on sleds*
Shy Guy:Why bother*dogs look at him, then walk by*
Daisy:I'll fight ya dogs*mauled by the chomps*
*The sleds went down the hill.*
Birdo:This is romantic new backscratcher.
Yoshi: Um, I'm not.
Birdo:Shuddup backscratcher.
Yoshi:*sigh*
Birdo:Backscratcher, not back talker.
Yoshi: Oh look*falls asleep*
*Diddy, Dixie, and Lanky flew by, then a giant gold chomp*
Diddy:WAZOOO!!!!!!!
Dixie:We need to dump Lanky.
Lanky:I love you pie*licks sled*
Dixie: So...
Diddy:I just want to.... fly! Put-
Dixie:I'm dumping him.
Lanky:*snore*
*Dixie chucked Lanky off of the back of the sled, his ridiculously long arms snagged her and dragged her into the chomp too.*
Diddy: P-P-P-P-OLKA FACE-
Diddy:Guys?
Diddy:I hate you guys, you never listen.
Diddy:More pie for me.
*Bowser and his minions are also going fast*
Blooper:I like your silly bands.
Hammer Bro:Really, I got a giraffe.
Bowser Jr: I got a monkey.
Bowser: I have a few.
Blooper: LOOK AT MEH AND MAH SILLEH BANDZ!!!*shows arms, all filled with 60 something silly bands*
Bowser: You have...a lot.
Hammer Bro: I hate you for having that many.
Bowser Jr: I think you're cutting off blood flow.
Blooper:*turning a real deep blue* Nonsense!
Hammer Bro:Yah....we might need som-
Blooper:*collapses*
Bowser:Well, that is the end of that.
Hammer Bro:*smacks Blooper repeatedly with his Hammer* He's gunna have one heckuva hangover.
Bowser:*falls asleep*
*Mario and Peach are on a sled with Toad and Twink*
Mario: DOMINATED!!!!!
Peach: I hate you.
Mario:Because I'm too fast for you.
Peach:Yah....
Mario:I've rescued you so many times.
Peach: And yet you never make a move.
Mario: Screw dis, I'm outta here*jumps off*
Peach:*holding frying pan* Aw hell nah.*jumps off too*
Toad: Yay!
Twinky: HAI PUPPIES!!!
Toad: I love doggies!
Twinky: AW!
Toad: THAT CHOMP IS SO CUTE!
Twink: IT IS! THAT SHAVING CREAM ALL OVA ITS MOUTH IS ADORABLE!
Toad:Lets adopt.
Twinky: * hugs rabid chain chomp*
Toad:*begins petting it.*
Twink:*ties it up then puts a bow on it* We're naming you Sassafras.
Toad: Aws.
Chomp: *still foaming at mouth*
Twink:Somebody is a cranky baby.
Toad:*crams bottle in the chomps mouth, then baby food*
Twink:Look, it's baby waluigi.
Toad:Aw, he wanna play!
Twink: Heres a fork.
Toad: Look at the outlet, just sitting there in the middle of a ski hill, well how bout that.
*Baby Waluigi sticks fork in the outlet and explodes. He does this like thirty more times before he learns not to do that.*
*The rest of the racers fly by.*
Boo: um.... why are you so fried looking Waluigi?
Waluigi: I dunno.
Boo:I might join you guys.
Wario:I'll sell these chomps a new car.
Waluigi: Why?
Wario: Who can refuse?
Boo: I can.
Paratroopa:Because you just can't eat one*spits out muffler*
Boo:Um...
Waluigi: So, what were you guys doing before the races?
Boo: I was a dead thing.
Waluigi:....
Wario: Duh. A car salesman.
Waluigi: I was a lamp.
Boo: LMAO!
Waluigi: Hey! I did a good job at it!
Paratroopa: I was a surgeon.
All: =0
Boo:How?
Paratroopa: I lost the job because I had 0 survival rate, and blaming it on the economy didn't work anymore, then I just started stabbing randomly til I hit something, then said "SUCCESS"
Boo:Really?
Paratroopa: A winner is you.
Wario: I could do that easy.
Paratroopa:I know, I got hired by some dude.
Boo: *sleeping*
Paratroopa:Good, now I can rip his head off.*attempts to*
Boo: WTF!?
Paratroopa:Sit still, I want to rip your head off.
Boo: I don't have one.
Paratroopa: Impossible.
Boo:You can have my leg.
Paratroopa: Okay.
Boo: But I don't have those either.
Paratroopa:Have a brain.
Boo:No.
Waluigi: BURN!!!!!!!!!
Boo:Shuddup!
*They come down the hill and realize they are the last racers to finish*
Boo: Dammit!!!
Waluigi: Dammit!
Toad:Hai gais!
Twink: We have a doggy.
Toadette:*sigh* Why did I choose these 2?
Toad:Cuz you luv us.
Toadette: Aw.
Toad:Snuggles
Twink:Snuggies.
Toad:I love those.
Waluigi:Is that me?
Toad:Yes, its Baby Waweegee.
Baby Waluigi:WA!
Waluigi: I remember being less injured.
Twink: He wants to ask you a question.
Waluigi: Let er rip.
Baby Waluigi: What I be when I grow up?
Waluigi: A pedophile.
Baby Waluigi: *runs away*
Waluigi: IT WAS A JOKE!
Toadette:You're mean, really mean.
Diddy: At least when I see my younger self-
Baby Diddy: Yo.
Diddy:*sees that Baby Diddy is an inch shorter and basically is Diddy with a diaper*Yo.
Diddy: MOM SAID I GREW!
Baby Diddy:*shoots self with peanut gun*
Diddy:*does the same*
Toadette:Seems as though they haven't changed.
Toad:Aw.
Twink:Aw.
Mario: I WIN!
Peach: I hate you.
Mario: Well I am better at this than you.
Peach:Shut it.
Mario:Still better.
Boo:We had fun, then Parry tried to eat me.
Paratroopa: A hint of vanilla.
Wario:I'll sell em to yah for a quarter.
Boo:Screw you old man.
Bowser:Hey.
Hammer Bro: We had fun.
Blooper:Why am I so sore?
Bowser Jr:*smirk*
Hammer Bro: Wait.... Yuck.
Bowser Jr:LOL!
Bowser: Dats mah boi.
Bowser Jr: I'm gunna eat this octorock.
Bowser: I wonder whats for dinner.
Blooper: Lotsa spagetti.
All:........
Bowser Jr:...
Hammer Bro: You dare bring light into my lair, you must die.
Bowser Jr:Hmmmmmm.*puts out match*
Shy Guy: I hate you guys.
Boo:Um....wheres the other racers?
Owl: Hoot.
Pianta:They died.
Owl:Hoot.
Klepto: Time to get out the A1 steak sauce.
Owl:Hoot.
Klepto: Just cause I'm a vulture doesn't mean I'm not classy.
Penguin: Oh boi! Can't wait for the next leg of the race.
DK:It's coming soon.
Penguin:What are we doing there.
DK: Oh.... you'll see.
Boo: Really?
Birdo: I'm going to spend some quality time with nose scratcher.
Yoshi: EW! NO!*runs away*
Boo:Lol.
Birdo: Maybe I need a new one.
Boo: NO!*flies away.*
DK: Well...onto a commercial break.
=Commercial=
Ukiki: Aw.
Toadsworth:Whats wrong?
Ukiki: I lost my bananas.
Toadsworth:*sprays spit at him, so powerful that it eventually knocks him off and cuts a hole through the tree* WUT!?!!?!?
Ukiki: I dunno how to get new ones.
Toadsworth:TALLYHO MY DEAR BOY! Lets get you my accent.
*screen cuts, then comes back to Toadsworth at a convience store*
Toadsworth: We know what to do in this situation. Tally ho!
Clerk:That'll be....fifty dollars.
Toadsworth: WUT!?!?!?!?!?
Toadsworth: *spray spit at the clerk which sends him flying across the room*
-Toadsworths' at the bank-
Teller: You have no account sir.
Toadsworth: Nudge nudge dear boy pip pip.
Teller: Meaning you have no money.
Toadsworth: WUT!?!?!?!?!?
Toadsworth: * spray a super powerful jet of spit which cuts a hole through the vault. They walk in and take money*
-Hundreds of years ago at Toadsworths prom-
Toadsworth:Will you go with me.
Girl: Sorry, but you just aren't my type.
Toadsworth: WUT!?!?!?!?!?!
Girl:...
Toadsworth: *sprays spit like a firehose which destroys the limo.*
-Cuts back-
Toadsworth: And thats how I got where I am.
Ukiki: Um....I'm just going to leave now.
Toadsworth: WUT!?!!?!?!
Ukiki: OH SHI-
Toadsworth: *does nothing*
Ukiki: YAY!*sees a meteor coming at him*AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Toadsworth:I'll save you........oh wait... I won't.*sips tea*
Ukiki:*crushed by meteor*
===
-Cuts to DK-
DK:An exciting race indeed.
Pianta:It certainly was.
DK: Where will our racers go next.
Owl:Hoot.
Penguin:I like pie.
Pianta: I'm off to do a cooking special.
Penguin:Wait!!!
-Pianta's Cooking Corner-
Pianta:Today we are going to make-
Owl: Hoot.
Pianta:Well maybe we'll make roasted owl.
Penguin: I like this segment.
Pianta:Wait. How did you get here.
Penguin: I've been here.
Pianta: Well anyways. We are making a pie!
Penguin: YAY!!!
Toad: YAY!
Pianta: Um... past the yellow line.
Twink: *puts Pianta in the microwave*
Toad: Oh yay! I can't wait for pie.
Penguin: Pianta needs metal.*puts knives in microwave*
Toad: You're a great cook Twink.
Twink: Aw shucks.
Blooper: Hey guys-*steps on a knife, then hits a pan of boiling water, then sets himself on fire, then falls into the blender and falls into the bathtub in the kitchen*
Penguin: I think he died.
Toad: I think hes still alive.
Bowser Jr: I'm a part of this segment, and that was hilarious.
Penguin: It was, we should do this segment more.
Bowser Jr: Hmm... maybe a dating section.
Rating? Next 2 out? Like the extra commercials and segments? Should Penguin be the 2nd host, or Pianta? Long enough? Comments?
Some fun facts/Comments 1.I don't know why it always seems so short when I read it to myself. 2.Lol. On this fic I've let my mind run free on this one. 3.This episode started out with just a train ride. 4.When this fic is done, I'll post how many episodes each character was in.I'll also post things about the characters 5.Characters I planned on having were omitted from the race/staff, but are in commercials. 6.This is like the Amazing Race.
By the way, should I add colors for characters or not?
- Episode 5:
E p i s o d e . 5 - . T h e . H a l f w a y . P o i n t
DK:We need so many people.
Penguin:What?
DK:I don't know
Owl:Derp.
DK:Hurr.
Penguin:Derp derp herp derp.
DK:Back to business. Penguin, remember what we were doing for the next leg of the race.
Penguin:.........
DK:You know
DK:You forgot
Penguin: Something involving something.
DK:No.
Penguin:Something or other involving waffles?
DK:No.
Penguin:*eating waffles*
DK:We have trollies for the racers, they need to run their own trollies.
Penguinr trains.
DK:Thats what they are...ah...
Owl:Hoot.
DK:Eh..... you might not have your own train.
Owl:Hoot.
Penguin:Eh, you might have my train, I'll take the random luxury caboose over there.
==
Penguin:Yay! Trains for everyone.
Yoshi:Wut?
Wario:Yah.....
Peach:Fu-
Penguin:YOU GET A TRAIN!
Boo:YAY!
Penguin:You get a train, you get a train.
Diddy:YAY! I GET A TRAIN!
Mario:....
Penguin:Blooper, look under your seat.
Blooper:*looks under seat and is run over by a big steam engine*
Shy Guy: I hate trains!
Bowser Jr: You can't just hate them.
Shy Guy: I hate you.
Bowser Jr: I hate you too.
Shy Guy: Screw this.
Bowser:Lol.
Peach: Poor people...so insignificant.
Paratroopa:*rips Peaches head off when she walks away*
Hammer Bro: I like the pie.
Bowser Jr:The pie is fake.
Diddy:But who was phone?
Bowser:Dammit guys, we have a mystery on our hands
Diddy: Lets go find phone.
DK:No, you guys go on the trains, go have fun......
Penguin:I'm off to my caboose.
Owl:Hoot.
DK:Yah, you and Pianta get the other train.
Owl:Hoot
DKh yah, the teams are, Diddy, Yoshi, Hammer Bro, Toad, Twink, Blooper, and Bowser Jr.
Piantan my train is Boo, Shy Guy, Mario, Peach, Toadette, Luigi,Wario,Waluigi
DK:Lets go.
*They all went into their own trains.Minutes later.*
[DK's Train]
Bowser Jr: YAY
DK:I am off to go do something else.
Blooper:So what are we going to do*axe falls and stabs him*
Toadops.
Twink:I got an anvil...*accidentally drops on Blooper*
Blooper:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1
Toadh dear*accidentally drops his anvil on Blooper too*
Twink: Oops.
Toad:We made an oopsie.
Bowser Jr:You made an-
Diddy:Lol for sure. I laughed at it.
Yoshi:*an anvil appears, he grabs it and drops it on Blooper*
Diddy:*goes back in time and grabs a larger anvil and drops it on Blooper*
Toaduchies for him.
Twink: WE SHOULD BE DOCTORS!
Toad:LETS!!
Toad:*pulls scalpel out of nowhere*
Twink:*pulls something out of nothing*
Toad:*stabs around*
Twink:*stabs around, then accidentally loses scalpel, which kills Birdo, then eggs got launched*
Toadh looky, some babehs.
Twink:Whats this?
*Eggs hatched*
Yoshi:That ♥♥♥♥♥.
*the dino babies had Waluigi's face*
Yoshi:Why?
Diddy:You can make your own.
Yoshi:Yeah! you're right.
Diddy:But Birdo doin that to yah.*pats Yoshi*
Bowser Jr:Maybe she had some Waluigi in her
Hammer Bro:So, um...what do we do with these?
*5 minutes later*
Bowser Jr:HAVE A FREE BABY! ONLY 3 CENTS!
Passenger: Why?
Bowser Jr: *drops 3 babies in her hands*
Diddy: THEY ARE FREE!!!
Bowser Jr: YOU GET ONE SIR*drops sixty babies into his hands, then leaves car and detaches that car from the train*
Diddy: WE HAVE AN OVERSTOCK OF THEM!!! GET EM NOW BEFORE THEIR GONE!*Is in the first car, he detaches the car, then runs to the second, by some weird thing, the 1st car somehow pulls a Perplex Express, and is at the back, the remaining 9000 babies were on that train along with Cranky Kong*
Hammer Bro:All in all?
Yoshi:We made..... Three Dollars.
Diddy: YES!!
Bowser Jr: Yay. Lets go buy some icecream.
Yoshi:Lets go to a baseball game son.
Bowser Jr: Really! YAY!
Yoshi:We got tickets to the Yankees.
Bowser Jr: Wait, you aren-
Yoshi:Trust me, you are.
Bowser Jr: 0_0
Diddy: So wait, whatever happened to-
Toad: The operation was a success.
*Blooper steps out with a coffee cup implanted on one of his arms, he has a few eyes, his arms were replaced with wacky wavy inflatable arm tubes.*
Blooper:Kill me.
Hammer Bro:*sets Blooper on fire*
Blooper:AHHH! *crushed in wheels*
Hammer Bro: Did he die.
Bowser Jr: We've tried to kill him but we can't.
Twink: Yay. So.... I AM SO HAPPY!
Toad: ME TOO!!
Twink: LETS GO GET ICECREAM FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!
Toad: YAY!
*the train sped up to a very fast rate.*
-Pianta's Train-
Pianta:So, who is on this train?
Mario:Suck it!!! SUCK IT!
Pianta:Unsportsmanlike conduct, out of the race.
Mario: BUT WE ARE ALREADY MOVING!
Pianta:*throws Mario out*
Paratroopa:*holding a head*
Mario: OH! YOU CALL THIS DEATH!
Pianta:uggg... wtf!!?!?
Mario: Yeah, this is so deadly. I am like a chicken*dies*
Pianta:YAY!
Shy Guy:I'm gunna jump off the cliff
Owl:Hoot.
Mario:*is Boo Mario* CAN'T KILL THIS!
Boo:*hearts for eyes*
Mario:Aren't you a guy?
Boo:Yes.
Mario: I need to go-
Boo:*holding rose* Oh, I like a guy who runs.
Mario:AHH!*floats away*
Boo:Well, we're gunna do this the hard way*cracks knuckles and flies away*
Wario: I can sell you.
Toadette: No, we aren't selling people.
Waluigi:I sold people.
Toadette:Really.
Wario:I sold my sold for a donut.
Waluigi: Wow.
Toadette: So how many people are left on this train.
Pianta: Well....just a few.
Waluigi:ME?
Wario:No, you aren't on this train.
Waluigi:Dammit*disapears*
Toadette:WTF!?
Wario:He was a good guy.
Pianta:He isn't dead, he is just in-
Wario:Dang.
-Penguins Train-
Penguin: Make me a sammich.
Penguin:Anyone.
Bumpty: HALLO!!!
Penguin: HOLA!!!
Bumpty: Blarg!!!
Penguin: WHUT!
Bumpty: WHUT WHUT WHUT!!
Penguin:Damn straight.
Bumpty: TWO OTHER TRAINS!!!!!!
Penguin:WHUT!!?!?! Steer it so we don't hit.
Bumpty: I'M TRYIN BUT DIS LEVER GOES FORWARD! MAYBE I'll PUSH IT FORWARD!
Penguin: AHHHHHH..
* DK, Pianta, and Penguin's trains smashes into each other, there was a massive grinding noise, then a huge explosion. The train cars derailed at the 3 way intersection. Train cars flew everywhere. Pieces of track flew off. The explosion faded and everything stopped*
DK: WTF!
Pianta: Ow!
Yoshi: MY LEG.
Toadette: WHO MAKES THESE TRACKS!
Penguin:*eating a sammich*
Bowser Jr:This turned out well.
Hammer Brouchies.
Diddy: Your mother.
Penguin:*eats another sammich*
Waluigi: So.
Wario:I'll sell this for five cents.
Yoshi:K
Wario: Ok!
Toad:Lets get bling!
Twink: OOHH!
Toad: WE'LL BE COOL.
Twink: YEAH!
Toad: WE'LL BE ALL SHINEH AND SHIZ!
Twink: YIPPE!
Toad: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL!
Twink: I know.
DK:Errrrrrrrrr.....
Penguin: We managed to cost this show a lot of money.
Pianta: We did.
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-Lets go to Cool Cool Mountain-
*on the peak of Cool Cool Mountain*
Penguin:This place is nice.
Mother:Help me find my baby!
Penguin: On it*picks up random baby penguin*Here.
Mother:That isn't my baby.
Penguin:*picks up another random baby penguin* Here?
Mother:No.
Penguin:*picks up Owl* This?
Mother:You're colder.
Penguin: LOL!!!! Ok *picks up Bumpty*
Mother: Thats just a midget penguin.
Bumpty: HEY! I'm vertically challenged.
Penguin:*whisper* Just act like a baby.
Bumpty: K. GOO GOO!
Mother: That isn't my baby.
Bumpty:MAMA!
Mother: Tuxie is not this.
Bumpty:*pukes all over the penguin mother*
Mother: EGH!!!
Toad:*carrying Tuxie* HERE! I found him!
Mother: TUXIE!!
Toad:*trips and drops Tuxie off the peak off the mountain*
- Episode 7:
-Racers-
1.Toad 2.Toadette 3.Twink 4.Yoshi 5.Bowser 6.Bowser Jr 7.Hammer Bro 8.Shy Guy 9.Luigi 10.Paratroopa 11.Blooper 12.Wario 13.Waluigi
-Hosts- DK Penguin Owl Pianta
-Rest-
Chain Chomp Bullet Bill Bumpty Funky Klepto Goomba Whomp Ukiki Toadsworth
::::::Eliminated::::: +indicates other(staff) character. *Amount of episodes they have been in, is the amount of stars they were in before elimination
Petey* +Goomba* +Cheep Cheep** +King Boo** Rosalina** Twhomp** Koopa*** Dry Bones**** +Noki**** Fludd**** Daisy***** Dixie***** Lanky***** Peach****** Birdo****** Mario****** Boo******
Fun Facts- I realized I had 2 chapter fours Petey was on the list, but never got there and was replaced with Lanky I've numerously typed Twink as Twinky
Episode 7-The Aftermath Part 1
DKk. We are having a small after math episode.
Penguin: Yeah, we are going to get rid of some of our staff, and two suprise racers are going to be gone.
Bumpty: YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Penguin: LETS GO TO THE ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS.
Klepto: Um.
Pianta:Yeah-
Penguin: Come on and see how well our guests are doing....
Klepto:Um... I ate them
Penguin: WHY????
Bumpty:Damn communist.
Penguin: Yeah.
Klepto:Um, they all died......
Pianta:Yeah, they did.
Klepto:Look at the above chart....
Penguin:Well, Boo is dead already.
Pianta:Can we have an episode where people don't die?
Penguin:*holding chainsaw* No.
Bumpty:*holding flamethrower*UM. NO!
Owl:Hoot.
Klepto:I like this very much.
DK: We are not intentionally killing people.
Klepto:Aw...
Pianta:Yah.
DK:Well... lets head down to the racers
Pianta:YES!!!!
Penguin:Yah, I wanna see what they do.
Bumpty:Then we will murder them! MUAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!!
Penguinhhhh......
"""""""""BOTTOM OF THE VILLA""""""""""""""""
Bumpty: HEY GAIS!!!!
Bowser Jr: Um.... I think Blooper drowned.
Diddy: OMFG!!! LMAO!!!!!*falls*
Yoshi:What the-
Blooper: I'm NOT DEAD!
Yoshi:You looked like it.
Bowser Jr: Don't drown.lol.
Toadette:I think I am the only girl left.
All the guys surrounded her.
Bowser: The Koopa Clan's going strong, we have only lose 2 members!
Bowser Jr:Yeah, I am still here.
Blooper:YAY!
Shy Guy:Why am I still here?
Hammer Bro:*whacks Bloop with a hammmer*
Diddy:Well, my only real ally right now is Yoshi. I lost my other 2.
Yoshi:Yeah, I lost Birdo and Fludd. And Koopa.
Diddy: Yeah, we were strong...but now...
Toad:Me and Twinky, and Toadette are still together!
Twink:YEAH!
Toadette:Hurraz....sigh
Paratroopa:I IS GOOD!!!
Wario:Me an my hired hand are good.
Waluigi:Yeah.
The staff walks in.
Dolphin:Hey.
Whomp:Wut up.
Bullet Bill:Yeah....
Ukiki:Wut up.
Toadsworth:Um...?
Funky:Why again is I in this place*surf board is pooped out*
Lakitu:Yes.....
Bumpty: *holding chainsaw*
DK: I regret to inform you, that you are all relieved of your duties.
Lakitu: WHAT!?!?!?!
Ukiki:?????
Funky:Um... I don't even work here.
Penguin: *pulls lever, sending all off them falling down into a slide.*
DK: Ok, there rest of you guests....
Pianta:We have the voting ballot....2 of you will be GONE!!
All:Gasp.
Pianta: Go to the voting booth..
Voting Booth
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Toadette vote for Yoshi.
-
Bowser Jr stuffs the vote with Yoshi votes
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Twink throws a cookie in the box
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Toad voted for Bowser Jr.
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Waluigi pooped in the box
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Wario stole the box, then sold the shiny stuff on it. Then voted for Bowser
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Diddy voted for Bowser.
-
Luigi looks at the box, then fell in
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Paratroopa threw a vote for Bowser Jr.
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Yoshi stuffed the ballot unknowingly with his own votes, thinking they were for Bowser.
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Bumpty voted for a rock
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Blooper cut himself on the box, wrote BJ in blood
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Shy Guy stabbed Blooper, then wrote Yoshi.
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Bowser didn't vote
-
They were all sitting in the pool and lawnchairs, waiting for DK to reveal the results.
DK:*Shaking box*
Bumpty:CAN I EAT THE BOX!
Owl:Hoot
Pianta:NO.
Owl:Hoot*flies away*
Waluigi:So.
DK:Well, 100 votes for Yoshi, 3 for Bowser Jr.
Toadette:Wow!
Toad:Wow!
Penguin: Two votes written in blood say Yoshi, and BJ.....
Bowser Jr:Lol, BJ*snicker*
Shy Guyne of those is mine.
Blooper:AH. Hurts.
DK:Um, there are two votes for Bowser.
Bowser: Better not have been any of you!
DK:There is a cookie.....with BJ on it.
Twink: Yeah!
DK:Um.... theres a Luigi in the box.... must be a vote for Weegee.
Penguin:Weird.
DK:There is a vote for a rock.
Bumpty: DAMN RIGHT! THAT ROCK BETTER GET OUTTA HERE!!
DK:And-AW-EWWWWW! Someone pooped in the box!!!
Waluigi:*smirks*
Wario:....
DK:Um.... I guess thats a vote for Bowser Jr or something, I dunno.
Bumpty: IT SAYS BJ ON IT!
DK: YOSHI!!!!!!! By 100 Votes. You are out!
Yoshi: WHAT!??! I though I was making friends!
DK:And by 3 votes, a cookie and a poop. Bowser Jr...you too are gone.
Bowser Jr: WHAT! SOMEONE TAMPERED WITH THE BALLOTS!!
DK:And Bowser and Weegee stay.
Penguin:I like this.
Bumpty:*presses button, sending Bowser Jr and Yoshi flying with a catapult*
Toad:That was-
Twink: WICKED!!!
Toad: I WANT TO DO THAT!
DK:No you don't
=
Bumpty: YAY! I LIKE PIE!
Penguin: And, now we fly past the halfway mark and into teh next half.
DK: And after this, nothing will be the same.
Penguin:Yes it will.
DK: No it won't.
Penguin:Yes it will...
DK:No, you're adopted.
Bumpty:K
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| Mushroom Kingdom X June 2010 - Chapter 1:
I finally got around to making another fic.
-Chapter 1-
-Toad Town-
*Toad came rushing to Mario.*
Toad:Mario, Luigi needs to talk to you.
Mario-About what?
Toad-Dunno.
Mario-Ok.
===Mario's House===
Mario-So.....what?
Luigi-I have a mansion now, slightly outside Toad Town.
Mario-Sorry, but the last time you won a mansion, it was haunted.
Luigi-But this time, its nice. Throwing a party.
Mario-Ok.....
Luigi-Thanks bro.
Mario-Well see yah.
Luigi-Ok, I'm goig to drop some letters off.
Mario-Soooo.....I'll go now...
Luigi-DK's the body guard and don't go in the basement.....
Mario-Why?
Luigi-No reason...hahaha* dashes off*
Mario-.......* runs to Yoshis*
--Wario's Hut-- Wario- Wahhaaaaaaa....I haven't been to a party in a long time....theres something in that mansion.
Waluigi-Yahhhhh. Waluigi gunna get down with the ladies....
Wario- How about I get the ladies and you pick up whatevers left.
Waluigi-So Waluigi's gunna get freaky with the men?
Wario-No....you have trouble understanding what I say.
Waluigi-I know what you say. I chose to ignore it.
Wario-I can snap you into pieces ya know!
Waluigi-Yeah...but Waluigi numba one.
Wario-* goes to get some milk*YOU POOPED IN THE FRIDGE!!!Again......IM GUNNA KILL YOU!!
--Yoshi's House--
Yoshi-So...is there food?
Mario-Yes.
Yoshi-Ok.
Mario-Ok.
Yoshi-I still need to fix some things up. Spend some time with Birdo.
Mario-Ya do know,.....ahh, wellgood luck.
Yoshi-*eats pineapple*
....
--Mario's House--
???-So.....what do we do?
???2-We need to....wait, why are we here?
???-Luigi Party.
???2-Oh yeah......well, lets take Marios stuff.
--Mushroom Shop--
Mario: I need some bread....
Toadette-Some guys came in here, said they were "friends", they bought some gasoline.
===BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!===
Mario-Where was that!?
Toadette- I don't know! We hav to find out.
-Mushroom Shop-
Mario- We need to get to my house!
Toadette-Oh no...!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!
-Mario's House-
*There was a smoldering pile of ash where his house stood, everything was gone, a crowd was around it*
Mario-No! My house, my stuff, my karts! All gone.
Koopa-Who'd do this?
Toadette-We must catch these criminals!
Toad-I am sorry for your loss.
Yoshi-Yeah.
Mario-Well....I will go to my bro for some help.* runs down the trail*
Birdo-I guess since the party is now, we should go too.
Yoshi-Agreed.
-Luigi's Mansion-
Mario-Luigi....is it fine if I stay with you?
Luigi-Sure.
Yoshi-Yeah. Can I stay too.
Luigi-Yoshi...why you?
Yoshi-Birdo's..... kinda flippy.
Mario-Thanks bro.
Luigi-Enjoy the party.
---Central Room---
Waluigi-Hey there Daisy, wanna dance?
Daisy-No
Waluigi-I can make your dreams come true....
Daisy-You're still here.
Waluigi-I want to make you happy.
Daisy-Then leave.
Waluigi-I'm no fred flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.*passes out*
Daisy-Finally....
???-Ha, the loser passed out.
???2- Ya... funny, but we still need to do stuff.
???-Hey. The tv is on.Talking about Marios house....ha.....
Koopa-Hey guys, want some "punch"
???-Yah..
-Entrance-
DK-Now Diddy, you better not be drinking that punch.
Diddy-Ok.
DK-Look at Waluigi....
- Chapter 2:
Chapter 2
---Luigi's Secret Bar--- Peach: Hey Daisy.
Daisy: Hey Peachy.
Birdo: Heeeeey Guyyyyys.
Peach: Birdo, what is wrong with you?
Birdo: I just had to touch fuzzy.
Mario: I need to find who burned my house.
Luigi: Yes.
Mario: But now we party.
Luigi: Yeah.
[[Craaaasssh!!!]]
???: *waving gun* I want some drinks yo! Send them over here.
Yoshi: Hehehe! So you came here, don't you know bad Yoshis are enemies *points gun at Boshi*
Boshi: I just came for some fun.
Yoshi: As if.
Mario:That...you were the one who was seen running from my house.....you!
Boshi: Yeah, so I was in your house, but I didn't cause the explosion. Nor did my friend........
Peach: You did something...
Luigi: Thats why hes at my house.
Boshi:I DID NOT BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! *pulls out another gun*
Yoshi:Then who did?
[[[Click]]]
*Boshis gun clicked,Yoshi roundhouse kicked Boshi in the face, Boshi tail whipped at Yoshi but missed and smashed the glasses on the table, Yoshi flipped the table up and grabbed plates and threw them at Boshi who destroyed them as they came, Boshi grabbed onto a water pipe and swung himself into Yoshi, sending them both through the wall.Luigi and Mario restrained Boshi*
Yoshi: * lowers gun* Ok...
Boshi:Let me go!
Yoshi: So do you know the real culprits?
Boshi: No.
???2: I see you met my friend before.
Peach: Bleck!
Bleck: In the flesh. I see this party is lively and active.
Mario: Get out of here.
Bleck: I assure you, nothing is up. It's nice here.
Luigi: I could boot you from the party.
Bleck: For no reason....now Boshi....
Boshi: Hey!!
Waluigih yeah I'm touchin my head.
Wario: * smashes Waluigi over the head* Excuse me, I lost my idiot. Good Bye.
All:..
Bleck:Anyways, we just came here cause we heard about your mansion*smirk*
Luigi:Well........ok........
Birdo: Ya know...you look hot top hat man*puts arm around Bleck* I wanna have some fun.
Bleck: Are you a guy or girl?
Birdo:Baby, I can be whatever you like.*tries to kiss Bleck*
Bleck:Quit, I don't know where that mouth has been.
Birdo:That ain't just a mouth.
Bleck: Oh God*disapears*
Birdo:Noooooooo.
Yoshi:....its ok....errr
Daisy: So Boshi, I say its about time you leave.
Luigi: DK!!! Please escort this unruly guest out.
DK:Got it*picks up Boshi and throws him through the ceiling*
Luigi:*face palm* Good enough.
Mario: Peach, why can't I stay in your castle.
Peach: Because..... you make it a mess.
Blue Toad:Drinks?
*All of them grabbed from his dish*
Birdo: You look nice*picks up Toad and puts it it in her mouth*You fit nice, thank you tissue-man.
Blue Toad: I don't get payed enough.
Peach: Sorry Birdo, but I need to hide Blue Toad in my dress.* grabs Toad*
- Chapter 3-1:
Chapter 3-1
Daisy: Let's go to my cruiser... Luigi:Yeah. Mario:Whos coming? Toad:Count me in. Wario:Sure. Waluigi: K Peach:Yeah. Yoshi:Yoshi. Birdo: K. A few more guests followed.
The night wound down, everyone left the party. A day later.......
[RING!!]
Luigi: Agh...
[RING!!]
[CLICK]
Daisy: Time to get awake! If you don't I'm going to drag your beds and dump you overboard!*leaves*
Mario: Well. *leaves* A few more people went outside,the ship still docked....all left in the room was Koopa, and Yoshi, and Hammer Bro.
Yoshi:So... what are you up to? Koopa: I don't know, I'm not working for Bowser now and I don't have events going on.So nothing really. HB: Nothing.... Yoshi: So what will us shell bros do? HB: We can throw stuff at tourists. Koopa:Yes. Yoshi:Lets. They all left...
There was a loud scream.
???:We can't stop!!!!
???:GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!
Koopa looked back, noticing a large ship coming towards the boardwalk, full with shops...the ship sped closer at an alarming rate
Koopa:A ship, we gotta get outta here! Yoshi:The stairs.... HB: They're gone! Koopa:Noki!Drives those stairs back!Now! Noki:Sure....*notices the ship* HB:WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BACK IT UP!!!! Noki: No way!
* The truck sped away, the boardwalk being evacuated, it smashed through shops and tables...then it smashed through the railing.Noki bailed out of it, but not in time, he fell into the water below*
Yoshi:WHAT DO WE DO! Koopa:We are stuck! HB:I think we....the ship...its coming in! Yoshi:We need to jump!! HB:Are You Mad! Koopa:U mad.
Yoshi grabbed onto Hammer Bro and Koopa and threw himself and them off the side of Daisy's Cruiser.
>>CRASH!!!<<
There bodies smashed into the wooden boardwalk below. They lied there, with no motion.....
HB:I hate you.Aaaaagghh! Koopa:It hurts...but we need to get up. Yoshi:Yeah. They all pushed themselves off the hard ground below them.HB turned around
HB:THE SHIP!
The ship collided with Daisy's Cruiser.... it sliced through it like a knife through butter. There was metal flying everywhere, there was an explosion...the ship had struck a fuel line.... the ship began to go into the boardwalk, crushing it, leaving a path of destruction in its wake.
HB:AAAH! Yoshi:*smacks HB*We gota get out of here! Koopa:The boardwalk is disapearing. Yoshi:Now! They began a sprint to escape the doom followin them. Wood split and crunched behind them.The ship began to reach the end, the trio jumped into the sand. They ran, Yoshi looked back and tripped and fell back.The ship scraped to a stop in the sand.....it bumped Yoshi's nose and halted.Yoshi collapsed in the sand.
Yoshi:*Breathing heavily* I..can't...ugh... Koopa:I can't believe that. HB:I'M ALIVE!!!!!!ALIVE!*starts smooching the ground*Aaaa...feels good. Koopa:I hope an anchor falls on you. Yoshi:Thanks bro...you're a lifesaver. Koopa: How? HB:Well. Yoshi:You're the one who decided to look back. Koopah...well thanks.
Mario and group dashed over.
Mario:Yoshi, are you ok? Yoshi:Yeah. Luigi:Green Bro*hugs* I am so happy you are alive! Yoshi:Yah. Peach:You are lucky.. Toad:Can I have some of your milk Mario? Daisy:MY SHIP!!! My precious cruiser!! Birdo:*hugs Yoshi* I AM SO HAPPY!!*squeezes him tighter* Daisy: MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP!!! Yoshi:Listen, we lmost died cause we stayed on your damn ship. Daisy:Shut up!
*Noki strolled over. Yoshi bounded towards him with Koopa and Hammer Bro followed*
Yoshi: Yo Noki! Noki: What? Yoshi:This!
* Yoshi punched him in the face, then picked Noki up by the neck*
Yoshi:Listen you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Us three almost got killed out there! Koopa: Yeah. HB: * holding hammer* I almost didn't make it out...and I'm in a lot of pain...and so will you be in! Koopa: Yeah...... Noki: Listen...I just.... I had to get away, thats on my paycheck...ya know? Koopa:No, we don't. Yoshi:..... Mario:Yoshi.... Yoshi:I feel ok now
- Chapter 4:
-Chapter 4- The Exploits of the Professor-
Luigi:No captain.......
Peach: I don't really think we can do anything from here on.....we're going to need to let the local enforcement handle this.
Mario:Well........now what......
Luigi:I guess we........
Daisy: I'll buy lunch for us.
Luigi: Ok.
Daisy:I'm so happy!!! Flowers!*runs away*
Yoshi:Ummmmmmm......... da hell?
Luigi: She has mood swings.
Mario: But why....?
Luigi: Well, she does love flowers.
Yoshi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I understand.
Birdo: Oh tissue man, where you go?
Toad: He ran away.
Birdo: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tissue man!
Yoshi:......
Waluigi:Hey Birdo, wanna go down the landing strip?
Birdo:No.
Wario:*takes Waluigi aside* You don't try to score with that.
Waluigihh....Yoshi's girl?
Wario: No. Did you even pay attention in 5th grade health class?
Waluigi:Derp!
Wario: You don't know what that is?
Waluigi:Derp de derp derp!
Wario: I am going to throw you in a box.
Waluigi: OOOOOH!!!!! I get to play fort!!!!!!
Wario shoved Waluigi in a box and locked it up tight, then he chucked it into the water.
Wario: Finally.
Luigi: .... Is he dead?
Wario:No, I tried to kill him many times before, he doesn't die!
Luigi: Ahhhh.....so....what was the purpose.
Wario: Do you want Waluigi to be here?
Luigi: I got your point.
Mario: Hey guys..... who are those two?
TA paratroopa and Toad dressed in black suits, bow ties, dress shoes, and sunglasses walked up to the ship and began to photograph it.
Yoshi: Don't mind me asking....but who are you?
Paratroopa1- We are Don the Toad and Vance the Paratroopa, of the Mushroom Kingdom Bureau of Investigation. Sir, we're going to need you to step back.
Yoshi:How did you get here so fast?
Vance:That is for us to know.
Don:Now sir, if you don't step back, we are going to use force.
Yoshik.............*steps back*
The two agents began spraying a weird substance on the ship......it did nothing......
Don: Please vacate the area.
The group left for the road.The two began to wrap caution tape around everything.
Vance: They have no idea.
-Petey-
Petey was driving along a road that was near a cliff.
Petey: I am hungry.
Petey:I like cake.
Petey:I should get it.
Petey: I really need to stop talking to myself like this.
Peteyr not....hahhahahah!
His car slammed into someone. He stopped and got out........ Toadsworth lay on the ground.Petey picked him up.
Petey: YO GUY ARE YOU OK?!!!
Toadsworth: Yeah. *starts spazzing out*
Petey set him in his car, then got in and continued driving.
Toadsworthuch.
Petey:You sure?
Toadsworth:Yeah.
Petey:We should take a shortcut.
Toadsworth: Nagging naggity nag ability active!!!
Petey:What?
Toadsworth: You're going too fast!
Petey:Uh.....no.
Toadsworth: WATCH THE ROAD! WHO TAUGHT YOU TO DRIVE?
Petey: Seriously?
Toadsworth:My feet have bunyons, please get them off!
Petey: Ok...getting on my nerves here.
Toadworth: You're talking too loud!!! My butt hurts! Sit up straight! Both hands on the wheel! Your car is too dirty!
Peteyne last time! SHUT UP!!!!!
Toadsworth threw a bowl of tapioca pudding at Petey, it hit him in the face.
Toadsworth:My tapioca pudding is too cold! Make it warm for me!
Petey:Grumble..........
Toadsworth:Don't you grumble at me, I'm Toadsworth.
Petey pushed Toadsworth out of the car, who fell somewhere.
Petey:Finally.
Petey:......
Petey:.......
Petey: Aw....now I have no one to talk to.
-Mario and Friends-
Daisy: I MADE YOU GUYS PIE!!!!!!!
Luigi: Thank you......
Mario: THANK YOU!!!
Hammer Bro: I LOVE SHOUTING!!!!!
Old Man: MY HEARING AID's BUSTED, CAN YOU TALK LOUDER!!?!?!?!?!?
Yoshi: I'm hungry. *eats a pie*
Koopa: Did you just.....
Hammer Bro: You ate the whole pie.
Daisy: I MADE MORE!!!! SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT!!!!
They all enjoyed pie.
Birdo: Daisy......guess what?
Daisy: WHAT!?!
Birdo: I got you a blind date.
Daisy:Who?
Birdo: Lemme get his bio up on my phone which I stole from that kid.
Hammer Bro: Hey, that's Blooper, finally scored him a lady.
- Chapter 5:
Chapter 5- The Real Exploits of the ProfessorThis time with more Professor
Birdo: Lets see his bio.
Daisy: Uhhhhhh.......
Bio.. Name-Blooper Age-10 Profession: Pilot Likes: Making babies Dislikes: Not making babies, classical music Description: Yo dawgs I likez to makes lots o babies and I'm lookin for someone who sharez the samez intrest. I needz someone whoz can be one of those nannies and shiz. It's fine yo if you wanna cook some of the eggs into an omlet.Callz me so we can make babies................and give them shockolate. ------
Daisy: He sounds really creepy.......no date.
Birdo: Ohhhhhhhhh....... well can I have him......
Daisy: What about Yoshi?
Birdo: Well...........just something extra
Daisy: Whatever you say.
Hammer Bro: Oh...Bloopers here anyways.
Blooper: YO FIZZLE HAMMER BRO!!!!
Hammer Bro: Hey. *high fives*
Blooper: So what have you been up to?
Hammer Bro: Almost got crushed by a ship.
Blooper:Sounds rough.
Hammer Bro: We got away.
Blooper: I got that on my phone....
Hammer Bro: How...?
Blooper: Oh wel-
Hammer Bro: No....you have no clothes or shell.....
Blooper: I just carry it.
Peach:Well..... it's getting dark.
Mario: So.....where do we go tonight.
Peach: SLEEPOVER!
Yoshi:Errrrr.... us few are going to roam the town at night.
Luigi: I might go home.
Daisy: Sleepover or I kill you Luigi.*grabs Luigi*
Luigi: Ok.... don't hurt me.
Daisy: Yay!
*Mario, Peach, Daisy, Luigi, Birdo left for Peach's Castle*
Koopa: Soo.............
Blooper: I gotta go.......
Hammer Bro: Yeah....we're going to go.
Yoshi: Who's still left?
Koopa: I am still here.
Toad: Me too. I never get included.
Wario: Meh. I still gotta wait for Waluigi.
*Yoshi, Koopa and Toad left the resturaunt.*
- Toad Town Seaside-
Yoshi: This town feels lively on the other side....on the seaside, it feels empty.
Koopa: They mostly go to the local clubs or go back to the other side of town.
Toad: I remember not doing much here at night either.
Yoshi: I hope we still have a lot to do.
Toad: Well.....as long as nothing happens......
Koopa: That's an awfully nice car for someone living in Toad Toad *points to limo*
*several figures exited and entered the building*
Toad: I don't think they live in Toad Town.
Yoshi: Lets go into the club.....
They entered the building and saw King Boo and his Boo minions with him. It was dark but there were dim flashing colors
King Boo: Who are you!
Yoshi: Yoshi? Toad and Koopa.
King Boo: Ohhh.... sorry, I've only seen a few of you in competitions.
Yoshi: Yeah.....what is this place?
King Boo: Asylum. No one has used it since the fire. We hung out out Luigi's Mansion but we got sucked away so we took up residence here. No one looks at this place because it is behind so many trees.
Boo: Why are they here?
King Boo: I dunno......
Koopa: We just came here because we saw the limo. That's it. Why do you use the limo anyway?
King Boo: If people saw like 20 Boos go in and out of town, they'd suspect something.
Boo: Yeah boss.
King Boo: Feel like gambling?
Toad: What?
King Boo: Sorry, too late!!!
*King Boo dragged them to a dark hole in the floor, then he dragged them down through it.*
-Toad Town Seaside-
???: Hey Noki!
Noki: What?
???: Hey Noki!
Noki:What?!?
???:KNIFE!!!
Noki: What?
???: *Stabs Noki repeatedly*
Noki: Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!
???: Hah. KNIFE!
*The mysterious figure stabbed him once more, that was the final blow.*
???: Well. Time to get out of here before someone sees.....*runs away*
-Petey Piranha-
*Petey pulled up to the sea side section.*
Petey:Anyone?!
Petey: I am alone.....
Petey: Are you empty town?
Goomba: No!
Petey: Goomba!
Goombaetey!
Petey: Goomba!
Goomba: Mysterious stalker figure!
???: What?!?!? Why do you say that!![Uh.....do I kill them......nahhhh]
Petey: Buddy!
*The mysterious figure ran away again*
Goomba: Ok, by mysterious stalker figure, come and visit some time, the wife made cookies!!!!
Petey: Well.... not much to do at this hour.
Goomba: Put put golf.
Petey: All the places are closed.
Goomba: Ohhhhhh......but not to us...
Petey:What are you suggesting?
-DK/Diddy-
DK: You did a good job buddy.
Diddy: Thank you. What do we do next?
DK:Hmmmmmmmm...... ya know......
Cranky: Lets play the good ole days.
DK: Ohhh....but all it ever involves is stumps.
Cranky: Buggzeejezzus! Thats all us littuns had to play with back in yesteryear!
Diddy: What was your gaming idea?
Cranky: Stump.
DK: What did you drive?
Cranky: We held the Stump Gran Prix for 10 years straight!!!
Diddy: Um.........so what did you use to wipe?
Cranky: STUMP!!!! By golley we were lucky to have stumps. Some families were lucky to get branch!! Beggjusssy!!!
Diddy: Ok....we aren't playing.
DK: Let's go back....
Diddy: Well, lets go buy stuff on Cranky's card!
DK:All he has is stump, and barrel.
Diddy: Ok... so lets use someone elses!
DK: Best idea all day.
E-Gadds Garage
E-Gadd: By god Skolar, we've done it, we've actually done it!!!
Skolar: It took forever, but we finally did it.
E-Gadd: Nobel Prize, here we come!
Skolar: Best coffee maker around!
E-Gadd: Lets go dig beans out of the ground and use them.
Skolar:I have a better idea.....lets build something else!
E-Gadd: To to to to ta ta ta ta ta!!!
Skolar: Yeah......?
E-Gadd: Too much coffee.
Skolar: Well, we could always invite Mario and friends over.
E-Gadd: And do experiments on them!
Skolar: Yeah!
E-Gadd: I miss my wife.
Skolar: You never had one.
E-Gadd: I feel better now.
Skolar: Lets build that engine.
E-Gadd: Some parts are scattered around..... I really wish they didn't turn my lab into a board game.
Skolar: Wait....this means.
E-Gadd: We have to find a dice, then play minigames til we get to the other part of my lab.
Skolar: Oh boy.
E-Gadd: I'm too old for this.
Skolar: Or take the other door.
Bowser and Minions
Bowser: I am so bored. I can't wait til a tennis match or something comes up.
Kamek: Sir.
Bowser: What?
Kamek:Coffee!
Bowser: You know what happens when I have coffee.
Kamek: Yes..... R.I.P generic minions 1 through 67. You will be missed.
Bowser:So how much exactly have you had.
Kamek: *jittering* About......uh...uh....uh...uh. 17 cups!!!! I FEEL GOOD!!! LIKE A FULL ONE DOLLAR BILL!
Bowser: You really need to lay off of that.
Hammer Bro/ Blooper
Hammer Bro: Let's buy hats!
Blooper:Yeah.
Hammer Bro: Top hat and cowboy hat!
Blooper: *smashes through window and grabs those two* We got style!
Hammer Bro: BLOOPER!!!! NO!! You can't do that! We gotta get away from here.
Waluigi
Waluigi: What do?
Cheep Cheep: Ooooooooooohhhhhhh! Shiny!
Waluigi: Hey friend....* bites Cheep Cheep*
Cheep Cheep: AHHHH!!! Oh my!!!!! YOU ATE ME!!!
Waluigi:*nibbling* You taste good.
Waluigi: Waluigi lika this!
Cheep Cheep: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
- Chapter 6:
Chapter 6- In Colieco Vision
==Peach's Castle==
Mario:I am so sore.
Luigi:I wanted to stay out more
Mario:But we didn't get to.
Luigi:I know!
Mario:Well....I guess Toad Town gets a bit dangerous where we were. Luigi: It's been a long day
Mario:Yeah, it's been a long week for that matter.
Peach:I made tea.
Mario:Wut kinda tea?
Peach:The tea you drink.
Mario:Well.....I hope Yoshi and Koopa are doing good.
==King' Boo's Asylum==
They were in a giant roulette wheel. Lights began to shine on them one by one. The wheel below them lit up.
King Boo:I see you do like to gamble.
Koopa:WHere are we?
King Boo:My mini casino......I got it imported here.
King Boo:I won't kill any of you.......you just need to survive the wheel.
Yoshi: What?
King Boo:Yeah. I am going to spin this faster....and faster....and faster til your insides fly out everywhere!!!!
Koopa: We aren't playing.
Yoshi: Yeah....... we are gone.
King Boo:Too late *Pulls lever*
* Small straps came out and dragged them down to the wheel. They got tied down by a few Boos who came in.*
Toad: Why are you doing this?!?
Koopa: YEAH!!
*King Boo pulled another lever.....the wheel began to turn slowly.*
==Toad Town Seaside.==
*Hammer Bro and Blooper dashed away with what they took.*
Hammer Bro: Why did you do this?!?!
Blooper: Hey....you wanted a hat, so I got it.
Hammer Bro: But tomorrow we coulda bought it!
Blooper:Hey, less talking, more running!
Hammer Bro: Hey....I didn't plan on this!
Blooperhhhh....!
Hammer Bro:Look! People!
Blooper:Yeah!
Hammer Bro:Well....let's ditch this on them!
==Toad Town Seaside==
Goomba:I think we should break in and play Put Put!
Petey:You have no arms.
Goomba: Aw...... I still can play baseball!
Petey: Well, I have no eyes and I can drive and play sports, I guess you can play with no arms.....
Goomba: Yay!
Blooper:Hey guys.,....uh.....presents*Hands over stolen items*
Goomba:Yay! Presents!
Hammer Bro:Yeah.....
Blooper:And make sure to hold onto them close and keep it a secret.
Goomba:Why's there broken glass on them!?
Petey:You stole these....didn't you.... we don't wanna get caught with these.
Goomba:You stole these!
Hammer Bro:I didn't do it!
Petey:Then it was....
Blooper:I'm outta here
Blooper floated away into the darkness. Petey:I don't get it....we need to get rid of this.
Hammer Bro: I know a spot.
==E-Gadd's Laboratory==
Skolar:Well.
E-Gadd:We need someone to help us.
Skolar: This device won't build itself....but this stuff is too big for us to lift....
E-Gadd:And my robots are trashed
Skolar:This coffee is good!!!!
E-Gadd: I know!!! ! Skolar:Good thing we have sugar!
E-Gadd:.........
Skolar:Well....lets turn off these things til we can fully construct this.
E-Gadd: Yeah.
Skolar:*Begins to fly around hitting buttons and pulling levers*
E-Gadd: We will win.*shuts off lights.*
==DK's House==
* They began to pull wood planks and barrels out of the garage*
DK:I love the barrel design.
Diddy: I say we add flames.
DK:I kinda think it takes away from the design!
Diddy:Tribal?
DK:Yes.
Diddy:*grabs paint*
DK:I say that cash is ours.
Diddy: It's a sure thing....I mean...who can beat this.
DK:Coffee?
Diddy:*drinks coffee* THATS GOOOOOOOODD!!!
DK:Last time I ever give you coffee........
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| The Eight December 2009 - Chapter 1:
___________________________________________ =============Eight=================== ___________________________________________
A short fanfic about some pokemon who break something then gotta find the piecs throughout different game universes.
===========CHAPTER 1-We broke it===============
There were several pokemon sitting around a crater, where a large red coin had been. It had been broken into 8 shards
It had been left by a bright light that came a long time ago, a village was formed around it.
Flareon,a Shiny Eevee, Murkrow,Espeon,Absol,Glaceon,Mudkip Luxray and Vaporeon.
Eevee-We are done for.
Vaporeon-Nah,we have to get away from here.
Murkrow-Is it because I-
Flareon-What?
Murkrow- I ate that stuff.
Eevee-What stuff?
Murkrow- you know.......
Flareon-Tell me now before I torch you.
Murkrow-The yellow snow.
Eevee-Ehg....no.
Mudkip-No, I saw ****upagon make a portal and it ate that tree.
umbreon-****upagon?
Vaporeon-Who the hell is ****upagon?
Mudkip-You knows, ****upagon! We hung out, he's ****in awesum He just was long pewwwwwpepwpepw all day long.He then broke da coin.
Luxray-You're grammar makes me want to kill myself.
Eevee-So where is this ****upagon from?
Mudkip-****ed up matrix. It contains portals to several dimensions.Arceus resides there making stuff.
Flareon-How did you even explain all of that.....?
Vaporeon-No idea,so let's go see that portal.
Espeon-Hmmmmmmm.
Flareon-Go back to Iceland and play with ice.
Espeon-If you even had half of a brain, you would know iceland is not filled with ice. If you even knew me you'd know I'm not from Iceland,that I'm smarter than you, and that I'm a guy.
Flareon-Wuhwuhwhu?You're a guy? I thought your voice was just deeper because of a glandular disorder.
Espeon-No.
Flareon-............
Espeon-Just let it go.Let it goo.........
Vaporeon-Ok..... So Mudkip, where is this portal?
Mudkip-*Texting*Oh,......Giritina is taking it around, he just texted it.
Umbreon-Niether of you have thumbs........
Mudkip-****upagon messed up this place.
Giritina-Here's that portal* drops a swirling vortex on Mudkip*
Mudkip-Ahhhhhh!*Gets sucked into vortex.*
Luxray-Please tell me that killed him...please.
Giritina-No, probually not, just a guess though.
Luxray-You lifted my spirit up and just crushed it again.
Giritina-STFU! You try being told your Father was actually a manwoman and thats how you were made,then being banished, only to realize ****upagon stole your cookies and dropped them in some dimension.
Luxray-Cry Moar.
Giritina-You know what, your right,I will cry moar, my cries will fill this world and kill all of the creatures in it and tear it apart. *Giritina dispeared in a flash of light*
Luxray-Typical Giritina,cry,make plans, poo,then leave.
Vaporeon-Harsh.
Luxray-He needs to be tougher.
Umbreon-I agree.
Murkrow-Cheese?
Umbreon-No.
The portal displayed a faint red glow.
Glaceon- We have to leave now.
Vaporeon-Why?
Glaceon-No questions.
Murkrow-Cheese?
*Glaceon shot an ice shard at him, freezing him temporarly*
Eevee-Well,I got no questions.
Flareon-What's that noise?
*The ground around them began to crack, magma spouted up out of the ground.*
*They all entered the portal except for Luxray and Umbreon.*
Luxray-He's actually done what he said he would do.
Umbreon-So.......death or the unknown, your choice.
*After a while, Luxray decided to follow Umbreon into the dispearing wormwhole* ∞∞∞∞Chapter 2∞∞∞∞∞ ∞∞∞∞ 1 Yoshi ∞∞∞∞
Glaceon-Now what?
Luxray-I say we get...
Mudkip-Cheeserocks.
Murkrow-Cheeserocks!
Espeon-Hmmm.....makes me hungry.
Glaceon-We need to figure out where we are.
Mario-yahooyipee yazooo sh-wohooooooooooooo!
Eevee-Who is that.......?
Mario-yahooooooyazooooo!!!Yippeeee?!
Luxray-Some Italian dude on mushrooms?
Vulpix-That's Mario, of the Mushroom kingdom.
Vaporeon-Hmm...How did you get here?......
Vulpix-I took the tram.
Midkip-Oh.Yazooipeeeemahshrooooooooossyh!
Mario- yahoooo!
Mudkip-Yipee!
Mario-yahhhhhhhh!hooooo!
Vulpix....WTH!
Mudkip-I spoked his language.I edumacated.
Flareon-I'm going to burn you two.
Vulpix-Can I do it?
Flareon-Did you finish your homework?
Vulpix-What?We're pokemon, we don't do homework*sets Mario on fire*
Mario-Aaaaahhhhh...hoooooooo!*dies*
Vapereon-Why did you kill him,he could have helped us.
Luxray-No he couldn't have.
Vapereon-What says he couldn't?
Umbreon-"yahooooyipee!" for 3 minutes.
Flareon-So now what?
Vulpix-Lets ask that guy.*points at Toad*
Espeon-Yo...wheres the piece?
Toad-We don't have anything, but we have a space manipulator(Gyro Block)
Espeon-So wheres that?
Toad-Thank you, but the manipulator is in another castle*smiles*
* Luxray pounced near Toad*
Luxray-Give it to us before I claw through you.Then rip your head off and eat it.
Toad-AAAAAHHH!Here it is.* hands over Gyro Block and runs away*
Vulpix-Kind of harsh.
Luxray-It got us what we need.
Mudkip-Can't breathe!
Vapereon-Could it be the plastic on your head?
Mudkip-No.Everyone knows they make good hats.
Murkrow-*takes part a bag,puts it on his head*Yeah,now I'm badass........egh..*cough*...cant...breathee.
Luxray-Ok,while you guys suffocate yourselves,we'll leave.
Mudkip-Cheeserocks!*collapses*
Vulpix-lmao! Espeon-* plays with the Gyro Block a portal opened*Who knew a Gyro Block could do that. Flareon-I'm a winna.
Vulpix-I must follow you,learn from you, eat souls
Flareon-Well......
Vulpix--Sure.
*Suddenly a loud sound became so unbearable, that they looked around.....they were in an environment, full of autumn leaves, falling at a slow pace, there lay a treasure, but, it was not their's, it was a robots. ROB. They were on Maple Treeway, they looked down and saw glistening water, and to the side was the desolate track. Mudkip and Espeon sat in the middle while the rest were near a house. Karts filled with multicolored Shy&Fly Guys zoomed by at an astonishing rate, pure chaos, shells flying everywhere, karts spinning out. Mudkip was hit by a blue shell, then 3 shells, 2 stars, a bullet bill,a FOB, a banana, another blue shell, mega mushroom and finally knocked off by funky Kong .*
Mudkip-I blame item ♥♥♥♥.
Espeon-So who won?
Umbreon-No idea. I say hakcs...but thats me.
------Guide---- Talking Action Flashback Flash Forward(May include later.) Unclassified
- Chapter 3-1:
CHAPTER 3..Part 1-
Flareon-I'm a winna.
Vulpix-I must follow you,learn from you, eat souls
Flareon-Well......
Vulpix--Sure.
*Suddenly a loud sound became so unbearable, that they looked around.....they were in an environment, full of autumn leaves, falling at a slow pace, there lay a treasure, but, it was not their's, it was a robots. ROB. They were on Maple Treeway, they looked down and saw glistening water, and to the side was the desolate track. Mudkip and Espeon sat in the middle while the rest were near a house. Karts filled with multicolored Shy&Fly Guys zoomed by at an astonishing rate, pure chaos, shells flying everywhere, karts spinning out. Mudkip was hit by a blue shell, then 3 shells, 2 stars, a bullet bill,a FOB, a banana, another blue shell, mega mushroom and finally knocked off by funky Kong .*
Mudkip-I blame item ♥♥♥♥.
Espeon-So who won?
Umbreon-No idea. I say hakcs...but thats me.
to be continued.
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| - Orrly and Yarly go to White Castle. :
Where'd it go.
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| The Penguin Hotel~A fic/story aka Pen-Gin's Challenge Fic May 2011 - Episode 1:
---Episode 1----
*cameras come into a hotel near a road, with a fountain in the front, with a penguin standing in the front. Its nearing sunset...*
Penguin:WELCOME welcome to the mansion in this lovely tropical paradise! I see we have a wide cast of characters. The hotel is a regular hotel on the island..... it is on the outskirts of Port-town. There are a few other destinations on the island...like the theme park, the old mansion, tribe riddled jungles and even......the volcano... But mostly you'll find something to do...but we go as a group on places besides the main town.....this vacation will last as long.......as you're alive......
Music Guy:DUN DUN DUN!
Penguin:We have a big group right now.....
Akeem:I also have something thats big right now.
Announcer:Well there our first house guest....Akeem Thomas,a flamboyant gay man who used to be a heavyweight boxer.
Akeem:Thanks. HAHAHA.
Announcer:To our next guest, Alexander de Winter. A quite wealthy man whos gallant with the ladies. Very mysterious... Hes an expert boxer and swordfighter.
Alex:A hotel. Nice choice of destination.
Announcer: A few more guests have rolled up. Jared Fox, a younger man coming from a tough neighborhood and life.
Butler:We have your hotel room here guests...just follow me...
Announcer:Ricky Shucks. An unemployed airport security officer. His favorite tools the wand he used to have until it ended up somewhere where it shouldn't have.
Rick Shucks:Aw. Dis place be trippin yall.
Announcer:Biebers been pumpin some steriods...wait, its Buck Naked. Like a rich, one man wolf pack..........
Penguin:So. Whens everyone else gunna get here.
Butler:Well, I sent for someone to get them..
*a black sedan rolled up and a man fell out.Penguin helped him up and another man got out.*
Announcer: And Patrick Meriweather. An agent with a license to shoot people and possibly kill them. Theres Ivan Feltersnatch on the ground. He can't find love at all.
Penguin: Is he dead.
Patrick:Yes.
Penguin:Well-
Patrick:I'm just messing with you. I just knocked him out after he asked me about it. I'll carry him to his room. Nice to be on this show. Never thought I'd be on it..and probably not a good idea since I'm an agent.
Announcer: Hey, its an star.....Britney Topaz. She's in the adult industry, and crime industry. It seems as though my sound guys left but his pants are still here.
Penguin: I SAW YOU THAT ONE TIME IN THAT MOVIE.
Britney:I've been in a lot of "movies"
Penguin:*eating cereal* So........
Announcer: And....
*a military jeep smashed through the business across the street, then flipping. A soldier looking guy jumped out with a knife in his hand*
Penguin:You must be Hector Martinez....
Hector:Correct...
Announcer:Hector Martinez, an ex army ranger who was involved in combat in the Middle East.
Penguin:*puts sunglasses on*
Announcer:Theres.....Monty Manahado. 3rd string Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers.
Penguin:And that should-
*a woman with many tattoos rode in through the hole made by the jeep. *
Announcer:Bellatrix, who prefers the nickname Trixie. A woman who makes her mark on the motorcycle racing world. Shes a hardcore person who has a pretty long rapsheet.
Monty:Soooo*puts arm around Trixie* Did you know I'm a Quarterback for the Chargers
Trixie:*kicks Monty in the face, knocking him out* I didn't.
Stanley:*in sunglasses and a tropic shirt*Things are getting spicy. So Penguin, about the yacht trip.
Penguin:Yes, we might postpone that.
Stanley:I'm goin to the pool. I'll get it ready for the guests. *leaves*
Penguin:Well, I am bored.
*A guy in a bear costume fell out of the sky and landed on the on a red Ferrari, smashing the roof in and sending the doors flying off.*
Ricky:Da ****?!
Hector:.....
Guy:YEAH.*pushes some people out of the way*
Penguin:And who might you be?
Guy: I AM SATELLITE JACK AND THIS IS GUNNA BE WICKED!
Butler:May I take your bear costume and you can go to the pool?
Jack:No. CHICKS DIG THE COSTUME!
Penguin:You are'nt even on the list for the show.
Jack:*takes paper and writes name on it* I'M ON THE LIST!
Penguin:So where'd you come from?
Jack:No idea, I was just partying and now I'm here.
Ivan:I know we have so many questions, but I'm gunna ask the question everyone wants to know... How are you alive?
Jack:My party juices protected me.
Penguin[face_tongue]arty juices?
Jack:IT IS A NATURAL COMPOUND I MAKE THAT KEEPS ME PARTYING. I actually BOTTLE THEM UP AND GIVE IT TO PEOPLE AT PARTIES!
Penguin:Well.....that is everybody.
*suddenly a man came up and then stabbed the sound guy. He then ran around and jumped in a car, smashed it into a pole, exploding the car*
Man:I want my show too.
Penguin:WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Man[face_shock]h. I'm Charlie Sheens crazy,off the wall,evil twin brother, Chicken Alfredo Sheen. I'm supposed to- Who'd I kill?
Penguin:That was our sound guy.
Alfredo:Yeah- I heard there was an opening for that job.
Penguin:Er.......
Buck:Aw snap.
Alfredo:I enjoy sniffing high octane gasoline. THE SAME USED BY NASCAR.
Penguin:Just go to the pool with this toaster and blender.
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Announcer:Well, an exciting first impression of whos going to be staying at our hotel. What will happen. We have no idea, but these house guests will definately make it interesting.....
Penguin:And it shall be. I'm gunna go eat some food. I'll take the house guests to the first thing tomorrow. But now its nap time.
Announcer:You're taking a nap?
Penguin:*sleeping*
Announcer:I am going to nap too, see you next time, viewers.
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Houseguests:
Akeem Thomas-binusik Alexander de Winter-Marco732 Jared Fox-johnnyjohnstone Ricky Shucks-Jomjoe1128 Buck Naked-aceshigh21 Ivan Feltersnatch-Sexyama Patrick Meriweather-Vortex128183 Britney Topaz-lukasbolander Hector Martinez-redsoxaholic Monty Manahado-icealien Bellatrix/Trixie-Semerson Satellite Jack-combo of aceshigh and tropicguin ideas
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I had some fun thinkin of the rest for satellite jack. Aces gave me the name and the fact hes in a bear costume then the rest I sorta made up.....lolz. The Chicken Alfredo Sheen thing was just a random...I just let my mind do whatever on that part.
- Episode 2:
[[[[--]]]]
Announcer:We are back to another exciting...not exciting, and exciting again episode other The Penguin Hotel.
Penguin:This hotel toasts toast....
Announcer:Why are you here?
Penguin:Sammiches.
Announcer:Well....back onto the episode....
--
*Penguin hit a giant gong which happened to be in the lobby*
Penguin:Everyone up!
Steve:I cleaned the doors.
Penguin:Good.
*the guests started to flood down*
Akeem:AW YEAH.
Ricky:DAYYUUUMMMM!
Jared:
Buck:Here bishes.....
Trixie:Yes..
Hector:Accounted for.
Alex,Monty,Ivan,Britney:Here.
Penguin:So....what...wheres Jack?
*Jack rolled down the stairs and our the door. Then ran back in with a wad of cash*
Penguin:Where are you?
Jack:DUDE! I JUST ROBBED A BANK!
Alex:But, how could you if you were in the hotel.
Jack:I DON'T KNOW. BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN WITH THE MONEY.
Ivan:What?
Patrick:Share it with all of us?
Jack:NO IDIOTS!*pushes Buck into a car* I'M SENDING IT TO MY 74 children back in MIAMI!
Penguin:Not even gunna ask.
Patrick:So...will we be departing soon?
Ivan:*holds Britney and Trixie's hands* I NEED LOVE!
Both:*push him into an open manhole*
Monty:So..........
Trixie:*slaps Monty* No. Bad Monty.* squirts with squirt bottle*
Jack:FIGHT NIGHT IS AWESOME!
Penguin:What?
Jack:*throws a chair at the group*
Penguin:No fights.
Alex:Lets be civil.
Patrick:Agreed.
Jack:*starts wildly throwing punches*
*both Patrick and Alex punched him at the same time, knocking him out.*
Patrick:Well...that's over.
Alex:Guess those boxing skills came in handy.
Akeem: I used to heavyweight box but was removed after biting a guys head off.
Patrick:You box too?
Alex:Yes. Do you swordfight?
Patrick:Yes.
Alex: This may come in handy....later....
Patrick:Yes......
Penguin[face_shock]K. EVERYONE SETTLE. We're taking a bus trip to the local tribesman. Its a trip we planned. You'll learn the ancient history of the island, and towns and jungles.
Patrick:Intriguing.
Hector:I remember my trip to Jamaica. It was kind of dangerous after I punched that guy. But I made it out.
Ricky:I accidentally got my pants caught on the plane door. Somehow I survived, but my pants ripped. Luckily I landed on a box of kittens which broke my fall.
Hector:Really....lucky guy....*looks at knife*
Penguin[face_shock]n the bus.
Alfredo:Me too?!?
Penguin:Sure......but what are you gunna do?
Alfredo:I'm the DRIVER.*laughs maniacally*
*the bus backed out, with Satellite Jack dragging in the back*
Announcer:And so the Pokemon trainers went on their adventure onto get the nex- The guests are going to an old village
*screen blacks out*
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--->Tribal Village<---
Penguin[face_shock]k....so.....we are here.
Alex:Nice village.
Patrick:Good history.
Ricky:I'm feeling lucky.
Britney:Why are we here?
Penguin:Because. I like this place.
Britney:Dumb reason.
Penguin:Take it up with management.
Ivan:Fun tribe. Hope I have some fun here.
Trixie:Seems like a great place.
Penguin:It is.
Tribesman:You people! Come!
Ricky:What do you mean you people?
Akeem:Yes.
Tribesman:I mean you people.
Akeem:AW NAW HE DIDNT!
Tribesman:We cannibals sometimes. Don't mess with us.
Ricky: Awah... I dealt with cannibals before. They just talk about their lives and get all sad.
Alex:Actually-
Akeem: Hes damn right, they all talk, no game.
Tribesman:*bites Akeem and takes part of his arm*
Akeem:HE BIT ME!
Ricky:I think he wants a piece of you.
Akeem:Ah....he like it rough.
Ricky:You gotta buy a man a dinner first.
Tribesman:You are dinner.
Akeem:Then we already got that.
Tribesman:I go to hut.
*Akeem and Ricky stalked the tribesman*
Penguin:Um...So I guess we just go around the tribe. Don't get killed...like last year.
Buck:*gives a tribesman a noogie*
Penguin: Its the past season all over again.
Trixie:I wanted to bring my motorcycle.
Jack:I WANTED TO BRING MY SEEDS.
Penguin:So go off and meet here at midnight..
[[[[[Breakkkkkkkkk]]]]]
[[[End of Breakkkkkkkk]]]
[--Tribal Village--]
-Town Square-
Britney:So what do you do for fun around here?
Tribesman1:We hunt, eat, raise food.
Tribeslady:We garden and create huts too.
Britney:Booooriinnggg.
Tribeslady:Well you sound like small canine that yips.
Britney:WHY I NEVER.*picks dog out of purse and walks away*
Tribesman1:Is she always like this?
Jared:
Tribesman1:So you don't know anyone yet.
Hector:Yeah, shes the talker of our group.
Tribesman1:So....want to play some pool?
-Tribal Town Farm-
Farmer:You know, we have good water buffalo.
Buck:Kinda boring.
Farmer[face_shock]h but it isn't we do this every year, we raise, then eat, use some for work.
Ivan:Interesting.
Jack:I WANNA EAT ONE!
Farmer:So...Ivan, you say you are hopeless lover?
Ivan:Yeah. I just can find the right person.
Farmer:Well have I got deal for you. I have the perfect girl for you.*brings buffalo up*.She great for you. She my best buffalo. She'll give you love,she's warm and she likes slobbery kisses.
Ivan:No! I'm not that desperate.
Buck:Come on buddy, shes givin you the look.
Ivan:Shut up.....
Farmer:Well, that is a no.
Ivan:Yep.*pets buffalo*
Jack:HANDS OFF! THATS MY BITCH.
Farmer:We have a taker!
Jack:We are gunna have such beautiful children.
Buck:Egh..
Ivan:Err.....
-Town Square-
Alex:So Patrick, where are you from?
Patrick:Can't reveal that, I'm a secret agent.
Alex:Ah. I'm a bit secretive too
Patrick:As am I.
Trixie:Well, at least I'm here with two classy rich guys.
Monty:Heeeyyyyy.....
Trixie:Was.......
Monty:So we have to meet here.
Trixie:Thats what the penguin said.
Alex:How does a penguin talk anyways.
Monty:Steroids?
Patrick:Secret Government experiment?
Penguin:Hey... no...none of those. I'm just a cool penguin.
Alfredo:All aboard the fun bus!
Penguin:*whispering* Just play along.
*everyone started to meet and flood onto the bus*
Penguin:So...how was everyones stay?
Akeem:It was long.
Ricky:Glad I brought pills.....
Ivan:I sorta had fun.
Jack: I GOT MARRIED!*buffalo walks on* HER NAME IS SHIRLEY!
Alex:Fun time..
Patrick:Agreed
Jared Fox:Yeah.
Hector:Tranquility was great here. I could focus...
Britney:The natives are so mean here!
Monty:I played some stuff here.
Buck:So did I!
Trixie:It wasn't too bad away from technology.
Penguin[face_shock]k....time to leave...
Alfredo:YAY! *speeds up*
Penguin:Don't worry...there will be something in store when you get back.
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Announcer:What will happen on the next episode of- this show!
Alfredo:I wanna be the announcer!
Announcer:No.
Alfredo:But I have the mic now. So all you people out there, help me do things and do cheesburger helper. Its too complicated...
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| Super Pikmin Adventure Tales December 2010 - Prologue:
~Prolouge-Start Of Antics~ There was a group of pikmin sitting around a fire. Olimar and Louie had departed many time ago, but the pikmin were still around.....There were several pikmin..... It was a small band of brothers, there were also other pikmin in their band of friends, but they were elsewhere........ Red:I'm bored. Bulbmin:Yeah.... Blue: I know...... Yellow:We can go eat cheese. Orange[face_shock]r eat paste. Bulborb[face_shock]r walk into bulborbs mouths. Yellow:Silly Bulborb*jumps on bulborb killing it* I forgot the punchline! Orange:Lets eat it. Red:That is a splendid idea! Blue:We could go into that cavern! Bulb:Its dark and spooky. Blue:I'm scared- Red:Don't be. Lets go!*drags the others into the cave* ---Cave 1--- Red:See, it wasn't that bad. Blue[face_shock]w. Yellow:I have a spear through me. Orange:HEYAYAYAY! Its our other friends. What are they doing here!? Green:HIYA. Pink:We meet again. Black:Yeah. We need to do our own things. Brown:1337 iz awzomnezz. Pink:No. Green:So....you wanna join up with us? Red:Which part of the cave are you going to? Green:Fork 3. Blue:We're going on Fork 1. Red:Then....til we meet again *The two groups diverged.Then two pikmin came up.* Purple:Where does we go? White:ELMO! Purple:Yes! The Middle PATH! White: YEAH Purple:MIDDLE PATHS ARE THE BEST!!!! White:BEAT! Purple:*grabs white and rolls down the path* -Group 1- Red:Hey. So...now what? Blue:Adventuring with no planning is foolish. Yellow:Shuddup. Bulb:But its true. Yellow:NO IT ISN'T! Orange:Noone ever died from being too careful. Yellow:Yes they have, Eggmin, 778 Pikimpics. Red[face_shock]h........but.....lets just go. Blue:But I didn't get the specs. Bulb:Lets climb up on that conviently placed mountain in the middle of a cave. Yellow: The moss is so soft.*snore* *Suddenly the mountain moved and stood up,revealing itself as an Emperor Bulbax.It stuck its tounge out and swung it at Bulb, who was dragged out of the way by Red.* Bulb:I think it wants to eat us. Orange:No, it wants to have a tea party. Bulb:I detect sarcasm in there. Orange:*facepalm* Yellow:It wants a hug! Bulb:I do not feel sarcasm now. *The bulblax looked down at them.* -Group 2- Green:So....um.....what do we do? Brown:get 2 teh compooter ruum! Pink:I guess take this slide down. Black:Grrrrrrr......what to do. Write a fic? Pink:Sounds fun. Brown:I do dat. Let go. Pink:No, I must not relinquish this pen to let you write. Brown:Gim the pen!NAO! Pink:I can write fine on my own. Black[face_tongue]oetry*grabs pen* Green:Guys...lets do something. Pink:*steals pen back* Mine again! Brown: WUT DO GAIS!? Green:Well, right now, we are writing a story, about...... Black:Nothing. Green:Yah.. Brown:I brawt sum frendz ova gais.*shows huge army of volatile dweevils* Pink:........ Black:You idiot. *they all slid down the slide as the dweevils exploded in a massive blast that collapsed the cave behind them. They dodged rolling rocks, until they reached the end, the slide then was sealed, so they couldn't go back the way they came.* Pink:That was fun. Brown:*fainted* Green:Ugh...brown...... Pink:Grrr.... -Group 3- Purple:So..... White:WHIZARD. Purple:What? White:FIND. Purple:We need to find the Whizard. White:BLARG! Purple:The Wunderful Whizard! White:YAY. Purple: And we can wish for food....or hair, for you. White:TACO!*jumps off cliff* Purple[face_shock]h no..*follows* *They continued to fall, for seemingly ages, in their fall, they collected stuff* x4 Pellets x1 Bulborb x5 Berry x10 Sunflower Seeds x1 Model T x1 umbrella x9001 Vegeta Dolls x5 David Bowie CDs Purple:How did we fit all this? White:CUZ Purple:But where did we put it? White:SECRET!!!! Purple:......... === Rate? Fav Character and Group? Least Fav Character? Predictions? I included references. Alliteration get!
- Chapter 1:
-Chapter 1- The Dark Cave of Darkness-
The group watched as the bulbax stomped, they ran near a few bomb rocks.
Yellow: WHY CAN'T I PICK THESE UP!?
Blue:Because the developers made you that way in the second game.
Yellow: CURSE YOU SHIGERO!
Shigero:I will reveal more about pikmin 3, no more yellow pikmin.
Yellow:What?
Shigero:Yes. No more. Now shuddup!
Yellow:You can't make me.
Shigero:I made you without a mouth.
Yellow:Then ho-
*Shigero poofed away in a cloud of NES's*
Yellow: Who was he?
Blue:*facepalm*
Red:He was Santa.
Yellow:WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME!
Bulb:My radar says-
Orange:Shut it. Well because, he isn't Santa, he's the Easter Bunny.
Yellow:How do you know.
Orange:Why does he have so many eggs, literally, in his games? Yoshi, Birdo, and tons of games, with eggs. He also has little bunny ears that he hides using his secret money toupe.
Blue: This is getting non-canon guys.
*the bulbax tried to slurp them up, getting yellow, but also some bomb rocks. They exploded, killing it*
Yellow:Ha, I can't be killed.
Blue:*facepalm*
Yellow:Did it die?
Bulb:No, its a zombie now.
Yellow: Ahhhhhhh!*runs through the rest of the cave*
Bulb:Well, that worked.
Red:So.... this cave had one sublevel, or how many exactly?
Blue[face_shock]ne. Yep, it was boring. But very safe.
Orange: Yes, bombs, Bulblaxes and falling rocks.
Bulb:...........
- Group 2 -
Green:Well, so far-
Black:Lets kill Brown.
Green:That was outta nowhere.
Pink:Splendid idea!
Brown: IDUN't liekj u gaizzz.
Green:No, we aren't killing brown.......................yet
Brown: I HERD Taht!
Pink: Well, theres a door.
Brown: ILUVDOORS.
Pink:It says.......
---------- When you feed me, I grow, but when I am watered, I wither and die.
What am I? ----
Brown: a unkorn.
Green:Hmmmm.....some sorta plant?
Black:Death.
Green:Nah, it says die in it.
Pink:No! Fire!
*the door opened*
Brown: udot mak zenz.
Pink:When you feed a fire, it gets bigger, when you pour water on it, it shrinks.
Brown:I <3 Fir Trux
Green:.......you fiend.
Black:Can I kill him?
Green:No.............not yet.
Black: You are no fun.....
Pink:I see a sliver of light. Onward we go!
Black:Yeah, we do go onwards.Sigh.
-Group 3-
Purple: There seems to be a huge wreckage in our path....
White:DISCO!
Purple:WHY?
White:FUNKY
Purple:So.... how does it help.
White:GA!
Purple[face_shock]k, I guess.
*Suddenly the cave floor turned into a dance floor.a disco ball came out of the ceiling, music started playing, suddenly white and purple grew huge afros, put on sunglasses, and disco suits and began to disco like crazy*
But elsewhere.........
Its all going good. I just need more time.
-TBC-
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- Chapter 2:
Chapter 2=The Fantastical Crazy Silly Funny Hilarious Adventures of A Pikmin We Named Randomly!
---Group 1---
The troupe trekked on through the cave til they neared the end. They exited to see a huge canyon and a narrow ledge, never looking back, they continued on, slowly but surely. The group inched forward as pebbles toppled down.
Red:Just a little bit longer
Yellow[face_shock]h really? Can I fall?
Bulb:No, it works like Kirby's Epic Yarn and Wario Land, you don't die.
Yellow: Orrly? *jumps, but is snatched by Blue*
Blue:Don't tell him stuff like that.
Yellow:My feet hurt
Orange:*puts sunglasses on* Deal with it.
Yellow:NO!
Orange:*stares*
Red:Don't worry, it isn't too far. Ju-
Bulb:Another mile.
Yellow:UHH!
Blue:You are being carried anyways.
Red: Yah know what we need.
*They reached the end of the cliff to meet a cave near a waterfall.*
Blue:What?
Bulb:How did we complete that mile in-
Red:Comic relief, lets all beat up Yellow.
Orange:YEAH!
Yellow:HALP!
*Orange ran around chasing Yellow attempting to hit him with a rock.*
Bulb:*trips Yellow, who falls down*
Orange:YEAH!*holds out hand*
Bulb:*stares*
Orange: HIGH FIVE!
Bulb:*stares blankly*
Orange:UP HIGH!
Bulb:*still expressionless*
Orange:I'm gunna go over there.
Yellow: *runs around and smashes into a rock*
*A huge tunnel door began to open which could allow them to get past the waterfall. Water crashed down and they noticed the entrance. Yellow ran through it, a rock fell on him.*
Blue: Can I name the areas?
Red:Sure.
Blue:Misty Waterfalls.
-Group 2-
*This group went on. Suddenly a fire wall shot up and continued to spray fire*
Black:WOW.
Pink: How are we gunna get through this?
Green:Yeah, we'll all get torched if we try to get through.
Brown:AHSAGGSDGAGDSGAD!*flicks Black*
Black:Do that again and I will take your leaf and strangle you with it.
Green:Brown. No.
Pink:We need water...
Green:Yeah, we ned to find some.....but where?
Brown:Encyyycccloppediaaaa BRRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWN!!!!*charges into fire*
Green:We will dearly miss him.
Pink: [face_rose]
Black:I won't.
Green:Wait-
*Brown ran around and blocked the fire wall. Then ran forward and fell down*
Green:*stomps out Brown*
Pink:Hey, he's alive, and we can get through.
???:NO NONON NONONONONONONONOONNOON!
Black:Who's that?
???:YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE WATER! AHHHHH!!!
Green:Show yourself......
???: They call me......the Gate Keeper.
Pink:We solved the puzzle...with dirt....
GK:NO! You have to do it with water*recreates fire wall, this time bigger*
Brown:*pulls out fire extiguisher and sprays fire*
GK:....
Green:Its out.
GK: NO NO NO! WRONG WRONG WRONG!*recreates fire*
Green:We can't do it...
GK:Why not, too scared?
Green:No, we don't have water.
GK[face_shock]h...*spawns firetruck*
Green:*uses firetruck, putting the fire out*
GK:NO!
Pink:Fair is fair, we used water
GK:NO! AGH!*suddenly vanishes*
Green:Well that was long.
Pink: He should be able to do a better job.
Purple n White
White:AGLLESP!
*the wreckage seemed to be gone*
Purple: Genius!
???:STOP!
White:GO!
???:NONE SHALL LEAVE MY CAVE! ALIVE!
White:US.
???:Aw come on.....
Purple:Who are you....
???:TREMBLE IN FEAR IN THE NAME.............PIKERONI!
Purple:Srsly?
Pikeroni:I know, don't be scared, my name even attracts the pik-ladies.
Purple:Ha.....
White:Lulz.
Pikeroni:I once went up to bat.
White: FUN!
Pikeroni:Don't even front yo.
Purple:Where are you from?
Pikeroni: Str8 out of Vermont yo.
White:AWESOME?
Pikeroni:You?
Purple: Str8 out of an onion yo.
Pikeroni:I made myself with my bare hands.
White:COOL
Pikeroni:Yo an end to the cave yo. Lets go out of it, seems to be a weird area yo.
White:YAY
Purple:*looks outside*
-Elsewhere-
???:Ah. This layouts pretty good.
???2:It does, but we should, change it a bit.
???:What do you mean.....?
???3:Ya know.
???:Yeah, it does work....its perfect.
???3:We will reveal it later.
-TBC-
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- Chapter 3:
Chappy 3-Fantasy Things Around Professor Pikmin
-0-0-0-Misty Falls-0-0-0-
Red:Wow. This cave is a bit small.
Blue:Its like a little box
Yellow:COoKies.
Bulb: A shrine?
Orange:Its so perfect...and theres like nothing here....
Red:Feel around, we could find something.
Blue:We must!
Orange:Hmmm...odd.
Blue:What?
Orange:Its empty.
Yellow:*trips*
Red:What was...
*a set of bars came down over the opening*
Red:*holding bars*LET US OUT!
Blue:Its..
Orange:It was a trap.
Bulb[face_shock]bviously.....
Orange:No need for your sarcasm.*pokes face*
Yellow:*under one bar* This hurts.
Voice:AH! I have caught you you wascally wabbits.
Orange:Who are you?
Voice[face_tongue]rofessor Pikmin.
Bulb:Why are we in here?
Pr.Pikmin:You've been eating my Pik Pik Carrots!
Blue:What?
Pr.Pikmin:Ha you fluffy fiends!
Red:We aren't rabbits, step out and look.
*Pr.Pikmin came to the front, he was a pale white pikmin with swirl glasses, a lab coat and a white leaf.*
Pr.Pikmin: You aren't rabbits!*unlocks door*
Red:Yeah...
Pr.Pikmin:Terribly sorry....
Bulb:Yeah. You should be.
Yellow:Are you a doctor!
Pr.Pikmin:No. A professor.
Yellow:I wanna be one.
Orange:You wanted to be a cowpik a few minutes ago, then a Pikstronaut.
Pr.Pikmin[face_tongue]lease, come to my lab. I've been working n stuff and I need your help.
Red:What for?
Pr.Pikmin: Just some experiments.
Blue[face_shock]oh.. I will have to study this.
Pr.Pikmin:Lets go make some things!
Yellow:YEAH!*eats clipboard*
-2-2-Tunnel of Rage-2-2-
Green:So, how long is this tunnel!
Pink:My feet seem to be shaking. They have odd pains. Like exaustion.
Brown:I once made a doody that was bigger than I was. My mommy even mistook me for it and flushed me down the toilet.
Black: Ha.
Pink:That gave me a chuckle!
Green:That is hilarious
Pink[face_shock]oh. That looks like a light!
*the group ran into the light*
Green:Whats this?
Pink:It looks like an instruction tablet.
Brown: I ILLITERATE!
Black:*strangles brown*
Green:He's right, its unreadable. These odd hyroglyphics. What do these even mean. Theres a picture of a red pikmin, a blue, a green, a white, a yellow, a bulbmin, a purple pikmin. And some other pictures of things. What are they?
Pink:Looks like us and some beasts, bad drawings and sketches.
Black:Is someone watching us?
Brown: I LIKE CANNED TUNA!
Pink:No.
Green:Well,I see a map of this area, lets go here, with all the trees.
Black:I agree!
3-3-3-3-Purple n White n Pikeroni-3-3-3-3
Pikeroni:Did I ever tell you about the time I was birthed?
White:NO
Purple:Maybe. I enjoy stories like this...
Pikeroni:Well, it was a dark stormy night, and I was born inside a house that I built with my bare hands. Then, wolves and bears showed up and took me in as their own after my mommy was eaten by a robot bunny. Then. I learned the trade, poridge, body hair, all the things needed to be a bear wolf pikmin.
White[face_shock]RLY?
Pikreroni:YARY!
PURPLE:I LIKE BIG LETTERS!
White:WHAT!?
Pikeroni:You my friend broke the 4th wall. You don't do that too soon. Now we are gunna die or something.
Purple[face_shock]h.
White:Yah!
--Unknown Location-----
???1:So, how is progress?
???2:Its a bit delayed, but we can get done soon
???3:Yes, we are polishing it off.
???1:Good. Can't wait to reveal this.
???2:Yes!
???4:Well, lets go get donuts!
???5:Agreed!
???1:Donuts on me.
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| The Great Pikmin Race(a fic) November 2008 (this sorta evolved into Pokemon racing later) - Chapter 1:
******************PROLOUGE**************************
There sat many racers, of different colors and species, waiting for their chance at 1,000,000+ pokos. The racers are
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1.Olimar 2[face_tongue]rez 3:Red 4.Blue 5.Yellow 6.White 7.Bulb 8.Purple 9.Orange 10.Green 11.Gray 12.Gold 13:Navy 14.Darrenly 15.Zap(bulborb) 16.X 17.Q 18.Pink 19.Maroon 20.Black 21.Tan 22.Brown
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Loiue: That is for now.
Yoshi: Yoshi. Wahooo.
Loiue: Uh, yeah.
Red: When do we get cars? I wanna go fast.
Blue: I made a mud pie, look.
Yellow: Whoah!* Hits self*
Green: I hope I win.
Olimar: Louie, get me out of the race.
Loiue: NANAANANANA!!!! You stay in.
Prez: What about me? I'll fire you if you don't.
Loiue: ANANANANAANNANANA!! I have papers saying that none of you can do that.*Laughs*
Purple: *punches Loiue*
Loiue: Ow, that hurt.
Purple: Shut up.
Loiue: Alright.
Black: If you think that's horrible, give me a car.
Pink: I got a shiny rock.* shines it in Tan's eyes*
Tan: I'm blind!I'm going to die! HELP!!
Pink: You're not dead..Just...blind.*laughs*
Tan: AHHH!!!
Black:* grabs Tan* Now shut up or I will throw you off that cliff.
-------Other people-------------
Darrenly: Ahh.. a race.
Bulb: Ahh, yes.
Darrenly: I'm going over there...
Zap: Hi. Wanna be my friend?
Bulb: Yes.
Zap: Let's destroy everything else and win.
-------------Yet more people-------
Navy,Maroon and several others were over near a bomb rock.
X: Let's plant this in.....that guy's car.
Q: Or....we could just make a soup out of it.
X[face_plain]
Q: What? it's really "explosive"
Navy: Shut up, I'm detonating it.
Maroon: Uh huh. Yeah.. (Navy is going to detenate a bomb.)
Gold: Money!?
Prez: Where!?
Navy hit the bomb rock.
Maroon: Yep. Nice joke.
*Everyone ran but Maroon. The rock exploded, sending Maroon flying into Loiue*
Loiue: Ouch! What is it with you people!? . White: *latched onto Loiue's helmet& tried to pull it off.*
Loiue: * sets White down* White, what is your problem?
White: I like to rip people's heads off.
Loiue:Egh.... *backs away*
Dweevil&Brown: La La "First Line."
Loiue: The host should be coming soon. We can kick things off then. When will he be here.
*A helicopter flew in. It landed in the middle of people, almost crushing Loiue.*
Loiue: Ahhhgg.
* A Hocotatian stepped out, his name, his name,Synd, he wore green and had spikey hair.*
Synd: Welcome! To the first annual, Great Pikmin Race. Me and Loiu are your hosts as you see, we will monitor you in the helicopter.I see that many have signed up, but only one will make it to the end. Most of you won't make it.
Tan: AHH!! I quit!
Synd: Once you sign up, until you cannot continue. You could also be plagued with death.
Loiue: I'd say that would fit into the "not able to continue" category.
Synd: I believe so.
Loiue: I'm glad we have the copter.
*Synd commanded two guards to destroy the wall using their weapons.They did, revealing 11 Hocotate brand Jeeps.*
Tan: Whew...11...Bye.
Synd: Not so fast. For this first legs, you have to partner up or form trios. You will als drive these. We will then take them after the first leg.
Orange&Black: I'm not sitting with anyone else.
Synd: To prevent you from getting out of line, we have armed guards and some weaponry in our vehicles. We will rewards the first few with weaponry.
Loiue: I have a bad-
Synd: Nonsense Loiue.
Loiue: Nonsense?
Synd: No let's go eat some pie.
Loiue: Oh yeah, you must reach the grocery store at the bottom of the mountain. I believe you all trained to drive before you came, blah blah blah, I want pie.
* They heard the noise of propellers. The helicopter was lifting off.*
Synd: Wait for us!
*Sadly, the one piloting it, was a pikmin,. They noticed Black was gone.*
Loiue:GREAT!!
Orange:*jumps into a jeep and runs Loiue over*
Loiue: Ouch..
*The other contestants got into their cars, they drove downwards on the road that went down the moutnain. Hairpin curves lined it.*
Loiue: Could this get worse.
Synd: Shoot! Loiue! Why do you say that?
* The guards shot Loiue with their plasma rifles,*
-------------Black----------------------
Black: Yes, this is so easy.
* the radio buzzed*
Synd: You have 5 seconds to get out of the choppa, before I blow it up.
Black: Ha!
Synd: 5.
Black: Coward, I will win this!
Synd: 4.
Black: I'll come down there and shoot you.
Synd: 3.
Black: Um...
Synd: 1
Black:You skipped 2.
Synd: If you're not first, you're last. Bye Bye.
+BEEEEEPPP+++
* The helicopted exploded in a massive explosion. Parts landed everywhere on the track, blocking some parts of it.*
-------Racers--------------------
Synd: Your first hazard, defeat the Spotty Bulbear. Once a racer passes, it revives instantly.
*Orange ran it over. It revived*
*Pink and Tan came up to it*
Pink: So how do we kill it?
Tan: Run!
Pink: I know it said they like spicy food. Hey boy want a pepper.* throws a small chunk of pepper.*
*The bulbear burst into flames and died*
Brown, Green and White drove up to it.
Brown: I love pikmin.
Green: I got nothing.
White: I'll rip it's head off.
Brown: I know, maybe I can tell it about some of my fic ideas? We can distract it long enough to drive by.
Brown: Wanna hear some fic ideas?
Spotty Bulbear: If it will end the torture.
Brown: I have this idea for a bunch of Red pikmin who like blue pikmins and they all work together and stuff. Then the Evil yellows do stuff with bombs and blow them up.
Spotty Bulbear: Ok...continue. Your ideas suck, but I will listen.
Brown: then I thought of one now about MummyMin Raiders of The Ark in Dreamland. It's about Mummies and ****. Then I want to talk about 14 more ideas, I don't know if I should post em or sometin.
* The bulbbear had killed itself while listening to Brown talk. Green and White were also knocked out. Brown took the wheel.
*Red, Blue, and Yellow drove up, they jammed their jeep inside of the Bulbears mouth,killing it*
*X and Q used weapons to kill it. They drove past too*
*Maroon, and Navy drove past.*
*Purple threw his jeep over and walked past.*
* Gray killed it by doing nothing.*
* The bulbear was pushed by the Prez and Gold, and it fell off of the cliff nearby*
*Olimar and Darrenly drove past*
Olimar: Hmmm( I could use it's genes for something, but what?)
Darrenly:Hmmm( I have at least 200 ways I could destroy this jeep and kill my opponent.)
Bulb and Zap passed them. They were in a dead, yet slow, heat.
---------Red, Orange, and the other fast cars.-------------------
Red: We have to wreck them.
Blue Yeah.
Orange;: Vrommm!* runs some stuff over*
Tan and Pink weren't too far behind.
Tan: Too fast!!
Pink: Shut up already.
Brown and friends also were nearby.
Brown:Geez. Does anyone like my fics?
White: I do.
Brown: Really.
White: No, I'd rather jump off that cliff.
Black landed on Orange's car. He grabbed Orange.
Black: Drive.
Orange:* punches Black* NO!
Black:* Punches Orange* Yes!
* Both began to fight, the jeep miraciosly made it around the turns.*
Orange: Wait! We're both pycotic, let's just work together.
Black: Yes. I kill you and you can try and kill me.
Orange: No, let's kill everyone else, then duel it out, whoever wins, pays the other's medical bills.
Black: I hate co-op, but ..Deal.* shakes Orange's hand*
**********In a big truck not too far away********
Synd: Loiue? I think you ate too mch pie.
Loiue: No I didn't.
Synd: NANANANAN!
Loiue: Don't. Please.
Synd: Well, it is fun to watch them kil each other.
Loiue:* drinks glass of milk* It is Synd.
Synd: Yes, well, who will be eliminated from this contest, who will get the reward? All this and more on * The Great Pik Race*.
===================================================== I haven't put that much work into it as other fics.I want to let you choose who should be eliminated. This fic will have a "slightly" different format.This is just comical in ways.
Rate Good length? Favorite character? Funniest character?Least? Who should be eliminated? Any reason? Comments/suggestions.
- Chapter 1 Part 1:
*+*+*++*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*CHAPTER 1(Part 1)*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Synd: We now return to The great race....whatever, now onto the racers killing each other....I mean... having a good time.
Loiue: Ouch.
Synd: Shut up.
=============Red,Blue, Yellow==========================
Red: So. Fast.
Yellow: You're going to kill us.
Red: Or nothing will.
Blue: Except that.
A large rock rolled down, blue pushed yellow out, he was crushed.
Red:Yay! ===================ZAP's car================================
Zap: Yay, we're going to beat Olimar.
Olimar: We got to pace ourselves.
Darrenly: No.*Grabs wheel and pushes on pedal*
The car rocket down the mountain. They passed everyone and wrecked into the store.
Synd:You got Loiue. That's an extra point.
Loiue: Ouch.
Orange and Black drove in, they didn't stop, but instead smashed through the other jeep and the store. Black launched out of the car.
Pink, and Tan drove in. Tan jumped off and ran inside the store. He was ran over by Orange.
Soon, a bunch of jeeps began speeding in, people jumped from car to car. Noone knew who was in who's car. They crashed into the store's wall.
Everyone dahsed into the store. They then casually began to shop.
Maroon: We need some supplies. Wheres the sharp stuff Navy.
There was a loud explosion.
Navy: I made a blew the store up using Hocotate Noodles.
Gold:I don't want to spend much.
Prez: Same here.
Pink: I want that an that.*drags Tan along*
Tan: No!
Pink: Yes.
Tan: Why do you drag me with you.
Pink: I'm going to turn you in for money and buy stuff.
==============The far darkest end==================
Black: I must win and destroy all who get in my way.
X: So, want to help us?
Q: It's a huge heist.
Black: I work alone.
X: What about for 10%
Black: No.%
Q: 90% and that's my final offer.
Black: Hmmm... If you make it, I guess I'll "help"
Gray: I'd like 10% at least.
Q: YES!
X: You dolt, you just gave all of our winnings away.
Q: We didn't win.
===============On the other side=================
Brown: Wanna hear my fic ideas white?
White: I want to rip your head off.
Brown: * groans* You're mean.* grabs White.*
Green:Brown?
White: I want to rip your head off too.
Green: You can do whatever you want.*walks off*
Orange crashed through the aisles. He ran over several other racers, including Brown. He had his car full of food and supplies.
Clerk: That will be 10,000 pokos.
*Orange ran the clerk over*
======================Yet another place=====================
Zap and Bulb pulled in. They took several minutes to park.
Zap: This is fun.
Bulb: Yep. We're going to win this thing.
Zap: Let's go buy only stuff we need and then pay the right amount.
Bulb: Yeah. ============================================== Synd: The next part of This chapter will come soon.
- Chapter 1 Part 2:
=================Part 2=============================
Synd: Part 2 of this exciting saga.
Louie: Where I don't get hurt.
Synd:*grabs staplers*
Loiue:NO!
Synd: He he heh eh.
Loiue: No! I'll sue.
Synd:* holds papers*
=============================================================
Tan: Ow, I hurt.
Pink: The clerk is dead.
Tan: No! We killed him.
pink: No, Orange did.
*Everyone grabbed all that they could and jumped to their jeeps.*
Black: Hah ah aha!!! Yeah.* Jumps in Olimar's jeep.
*Orange smashed into the back of it.*
* Green and White jumped into their car.
* Zap and Bulb started off with Darrenly*
Zap:Isn't this fun!?
Darrenly: NO!
White:Hi people.
Black: Hmm.... a laser pistol. *shoots at Green*
Green:* Finds a nickle.* Yes!! * The shots miss and instead hit one of the guards.*
* A huge wheeled contrapation crashed out of the grocery store*
* All the jeeps sped off.*
========Pink, Tan=======
pink: Ligten up, we can kill it.
Synd: Actually, you can't, it's made of an invincible material. Aluminum I think. That's what it said.
Loiue:But.
Synd: NaH!
Pink:##%#%!
Tan: No! Ahhh!!
===============Green,White,Brown==================
Green: Ironic that I almost was hit.
White: Yep, your head would have popped.
Green: I shoudl throw you out now.
White: Come on. I'm innocent. See my big eyes?
Green: They have always been like that.
*Brown was getting dragged.*
Green: Ug, I can't listen to any more of his stories. I'll run over some spikey stuff.
* They ran over spikey stuff, no effect.*
White: I have an idea!* goes to the back and tries to rip Brown's head off, thus pulling him up*
Green: Ah......
===============Oraange, Black===========================
Orange: I will ram your car off to the side.
Black: Not if I shoot you.
Orange:Me first!
*They both shot, causing dents in each other's cars. They became in a massive shootout.*
========================================================= #####################MAROON,NAVY,GOLD####################
Navy: Look what I made.
Maroon: Let me guess....a bomb?
Navy: you spoil all the fun*throws object out the window.*
* It rolled, it exploded near Zap and Bulb, who were last.*
Bulb: Ouchy.
Zap: Why?
Bulb: Hmmmm..
###################OLIMAR,Prez##################3333
Olimar: I must log this.
Prez: We got to wins that money!
*Gray's car sped past, driving on the wall then coming down*
Gray: So let's go.
X: Yep.
Q:I want a sandwich.
X: We won't eat.
Gray: Quit fighting or I'll turn this thing around.
X: We're almost last! We won't get first!
Gray: We will..with some modifications I made.
*Gray pressed a button whic made several wings come ot and actived a rocket in the back. They blasted bast everyone but 5th place.*
Gray: Ha!
#################### Commercial####################3333333
Ship:Do you want a Gold paint?
Ship: Go to Hocotate painted where ground up carrots get splatter on your car ##########################################################
Synd: A shootout, explosions, and cheaters! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
Rate Favorite Eliminate?
- Episode 2:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ --------------------EPISODE 2-------------------------------- Synd: We saw Black and Orange killing each other with weapons. Loiue: Tan and Pink having some issues. Green, White trying to kill their friend. Synd: And some cheaters. Synd: We now return to The Great RACE!!! --------------------------------------------------------- Orange; We are *gets shot* Ow, that really hurt. Black: It's supposed to. Orange: I'm hungry. Black: We can eat later and why are we having a conversation? Orange: Because, we both are psycotic drivers. Black: Hmm. The finish line was close, they crossed it..and ran over Loiue.... -------------------------------------------------------- Green: YEA!! White: I really want to throw Brown out. *Brown's arms were tightly around the dashboard.* Brown: Ha! You can't get me now. White: I can rip your arms off, then throw you out. Brown:No! Green: Ahh! A tree! * They swerved and almost avoided the tree, it instead ripped their car in half, Brown's being stuck to the tree, he was launched into the finish.Green and White finished* ##################Commercial########################## Ship: Do you want a great car you won't have to re-buy because it is stolen. Ship:Get the new, Car Alarm.Here is the security system in action. ------- Indigo: Gee, Ezzy steal.*tries to open the car* *He opens it and gets inside. The doors lock.* Indigo:Woaah!! What's happening! *The dashboard opens to reveal a flamethrower thing. It filled car with fired. An indig ghost floated up.* --- Ship: And for those who need help, get the home and office edition absolutely free. But if you call now, you can get the Security System Junior Edition. --------------------------------------------------------- Maroon: I'm stuck with idiots. Navy: Yep. Gold:Yep.*sgih* They finished. --------------------------------------------------------- The evilish group also finsihed. Olimar and Darrenly finsihed too, with only the frame of their car left. Zap and bulb also finsihed..last! Snd: Congatulations, because yor cars are almost destoryed and we don't want you all carmming into one car, there will be new vehicles given. White: I got my lunchbox. Green: Cool. Tan: It's not scary..is it? White: No. Zap: Then you won't mind if I takeit *Zap took it* White: Give it back.. Zap:I'm hungry. White:Uh ohs... His lunch box opened up several large glowing blades came out, they diced Zap into little pieces, an arm came out and sweeped the pieces into another compartment. Tan:AAAAHHHH!!!! Brown: Whoah dude......What the............ Synd: What in the world. Everyone backed away from White. Green: Wow, cool. White: I'm lucky I got my Security System Junior Edition just in time. Pink: So it killed people?! White: No... it justs chops them into pieces. Maroon: So they would be dead. Is that customized or something... White: No, I only had 5 bucks, so I got the basic package. With teh delux, I could have had a customized one.They asked me if I wanted a free taser with my lollypop, I got one of those too. Loiue opened up a gate to reveal trains, with cars hitched up. Synd: Becase you destroyed the cars, we have trains, sadly, there area few, your challenge is to make the passengers happy and get them through the plains, safely. To heighten the stakes, we have several bandits stationed bewtween checkpoints. There are also snagrets, bomb rocks, fires, more bomb rocks. The trains will be driven by coal. because we don't trust anyone with any liquid fuel. There were 2 tracks...2 trains. One was red, the other blue. Synd: Train 1 " The train I will ride" will have White,Tan,Orange,Pink,Olimar,Darrenly,Navy,Green,Brown and Pruple. Loiue: Train 2" My train" will have Gold,Black,Maroon,the Prez,Olimar,Gray,X,Q ,Red,Blue and Bulb. Everyone rushed to the trains. Brown got his leaf stuck on the back train. They started off. Brown: Uhh guys. Brown:GUYS!!!!!! ====================Train 2=================== Loiue: You all have to help make this work. Bring the guest food, whatever they desire. Also, you will protect.. If the train derails...you have to put it back on, if it is comepletely destroyed...Well, you lose. Also, their will be crossovers where Train 2 will encounter Train 1. Try to avoid them. We have to keep these passengers- One of the passengers, a bulborb.. exploded. It was common for bulborbs to explode when they have eaten a bomb rock or when they were clogged.... Loiue: Well..... Q: No blowey upey? Loiue: Yes..No blowey upey. ========================================================== Train 1 ======================== Synd: So, we have to not kill these people. Basically, thee will be crossover track things, we have blow into them head on, and try to deai their train to win. Do whatever the passengers say...that's it. When the bandits come...atack. White: Question! Synd: What? White: Can I rip someones head off? Synd: No? White[face_tongue]ermission to rip someone's head off? Synd:Maybe...not now. White: Say...my friend wants to know ..What if he already ripped someone's head off? Synd:I don't know, he'd be punished. White: Oh..ok. Thank you. Snd: Any others? Tan: What if I die? Synd: Then you just die. Tan: What happens if I hit that hyper death button? Synd: Then you hyper die. Tan: AHHH!!HYPER DEATH! Navy: I feel like blowing up something. A bulborb blew up. Navy: That was not me. *whistles.* Green was knocked out by Syn when he accidentally hit him with a shovel. Orange: I feel like pie. Purple: Me too.* He steppep on a red pikmin.Killing it.* Purple: Uh...So 2 passengers are dead. White: That you know of.. ============================================================== Rate Favortie Least Favorite Funniest Eliminate?Why? Comments.
- Chapter 3:
########################################################## #####################Chapter 3############################ ##########################################################
Train one was blazing down the track.Train 2 and 1 both met at one track. Train 2 was stopped. Train 1 plowed into, destroying it. Both trains were derailed. There was a huge fire.
Loiue:SYND! Why did you crash into my train. Innocent people were on that train..
Synd:Actually......
Loiue: What?
Synd: We just rounded up some random people.
Loiue:Wow.....
Train 1s engine exploded.
Navy: Hi! That was me.
Tan:AHHHH!!
A huge piece of metal went through White, it hit Bulb later.
White: Ow...That actually hurt.
Bulb fell over, several Pikmin ran over to his aid and carried him to a helicopter. More medical cehicles were at the scene of the derailment. White was apperently fine. He put a bandaid on his wound and followed the track.
Maroon: Another one dead or seriously injured.
Orange: Can't we sue them?
Synd: Remember...if you read the fine print like sane people...you would know.
Loiue: Sucks...doesn't it.
Black:I'll just shoot you.
Synd: Read the fine print...in the fine print.
Black: Loiue--is---expend-able....
Loiue: WHAT!!!?!??
Orange: Oh...so we can kill Loiue?
Synd: I don't care.
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Synd: Wow. This was unexpected.
Loiue: Will you get charged with careless driving.
Synd: I had the right away, meaning you are responsable.
Loiue:WHAT!!?!?!?!
-----------------IN THE FIRE GEYSER FIELD------------------ -----------------------------------------------------------
Orange:I'm out of ammo. You?
Black: Yeah.
Navy: Need a hand.
<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>
Several geysers were defeatd.
Tan: I'll burn!
Pink: You will not.
Green: Yes! I am -
Green fell through a hole.
Brown: Hey White.
White: Yes?
Brown: I have some ideas.
White:I'll rip you in half and eat your spleen.
Brown: I can live wihtout it.
White: But can you live after being in 2 seperate pieces.
Brown:HA!
White:Wanaa try?
<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>
Synd:Contestants...due to our train wreck. You will be supplied these cars. Have fun. There are enough for each of you. Several cars landed in front of them. ############################################################ ############################################################ RATE? FAVORITE CHARACTER? LEAST? FUNNIEST? Loiue or Synd? Eliminate?
- Chapter 4:
=========================CHAPTER 4==============================
Red ran towards the Hoctarri.
Black ran towards the Monster Truck.
Orange ran towards the other Monster truck.
Pink took the Hoctate Green Efficent Car.
Blue ran towards the Hoverlet car(Hovercar)
White ran to the Hoctagotti.
The rest of the cars were the color of the driver, they were just jeeps or regular cars.
White:Cool.
Purple:Yep.
White:I was hoping for one of those weird ice cleaning thingies.
Purple:Zam-
White:These cars are very dangerous..get out.
Purple: It's a car.
White banged the dash board. Nothing happened.
White:Dang airbags. I guess you can ride.
Purple:Watch a pro.
He banged his fists on the car. The force was so great that the engine flew up and crushed him.
White: You ****!Now I have to clean you off my seat..No car either.
There were no cars left. There was the crews van.
Loiue: The winner of this part of the race wins a special prize.
Synd:Ready! Set! GO!
Every car raced off. White drove the van off.
Synd: Ohh come on.
Loiue:We still have.....
The helicopter flew off, following the racers.
Loiue:Wait up!
------------------The Pack.-------------------------
Orange: *Swerving and hitting Black's truck.* HAHAHA!!!
Black:*Trying to stay on the road.* I'll pop your tires.
White:Yay! Less weight!
Pink:I'm not hurting the envirenment. Yay!
White:But....your car is made of metal, mined from the ground, made in a factory that pollutes the air.
Navy: I've planted a bomb somewhere. I will win no matter what.
They came up to a bridge. It was filled with cars. It was high up above this canyon.
Orange and Black ran over cars in their battle.
They almost ran over Green, but because he found a poko, he had stopped. A semi crashed into his car,it exploded. Pink swerved to miss him and spun out. White almost ran him over and wrecked into Pink, sending her car flying into Orange's truck, who wrecked into Black. They had crushed 3 cars. They had both stopped. Olimar drove up and smashed into a regular traffic car, causing 5 more to follow. Tan had stopped early after watching the beginning, a car wrecked into him, senind him flying, more cars wrecked into him. Reds car was going super fast. It ramped a destroyed truck, he flew off the side of the bridge. He had jumped out before it ramped.
The Hoctotatari flew into the canyon walls. It exploded and crashed to the bottom of the canyon. Maroons car flew into Navy's car, whos car was parked by a wrecked tanker truck. Gold's car ran into a bus. Then the president's car ran into it. It flipped over and almost crushed Green. He had walked away, leaving a regular car to get crushed.
Several copters were flying overhead. Green was standing in the middle of the carnage. Navy had put a bomb in the tanker. It was sent over the barrier by another semi. As it fell down, it detonated and caused part of the support beams on the other side of the bridge to break apart. It fell down into the canyon. There were no many cars going that way though.
An ambulance the size of a bus began to speed down the road.
Tan:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ECNALUBMA!!!
Tan(who had escaped) grabbed Green's poko and threw it at the ambulance. It cracked the window. It flipped over soon after.
White: Aw man....no WAKU WAKU!
Green:What?*Almost speared by a piece of metal.*
White:It's the sound that ambulances make...Or is that police cars?I forgot.
########################COMMERCIAL##########################
Light Green: I-
Jury:We find you guilty of vehicular homicide.
Judge:You are sentenced dieing in a slow painful fashion.
Light Green:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
=----------To a room----------------- If this man...I think it's a man.. had vehicular homicide insurance... He wouldn't be in this situation. -------------------------------------
Pikmin1:An I slipped, tripped, ran into table, hit my head and fell.
Otherpikmin: Sorry...we only cover simple injuries. ------------------------------------------ If this man had went to us...He couldn've gotten Slip,trip, run into a table, hit your head and fall insurance. He would have been awarded money. ++++=+++++++++++++== Pikmin2:My car was blasted by an astriod.Now what? ----------------------------------------- Good question. We don't offer specialized coverage after the Olimar incident. The point of all of these cases..is if you had went with Pikfarm, this would have all been covered.
Call 1800-666-Pikfarm.
Hocotatian Insurance....... ################################################################## Synd:The entire bridge was a pile up. Ruins of cars remain at the bottom.
Loiue: I wonder if any contestants need medical attention.We will pay them compensation in muffins for now.
White:I do.
Loiue:Now you aren't.
White:I broke my stem.
Loiue:No you didn't.
White:*breaks stem* Muffins?
Loiue:Ummmmmmmmmmmmm... *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_SPECIAL SEGMENT*_*_*_*_*_*_**_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
Loiue:I'm Chef Loiue here, and I'd like to show you how to protect youself in the kitchen this holiday season. Yes, cookies are very yummy, but not cooking them correctly can lead to come very bad accidents.
Loiue:Whenever you take the cookies out. Don't eat one for five minutes.They are very volitile.
The cookies had a minor explosion.
Loiue:See, now we are out of cookies and who likes that. You may be eating other snacks such as glint beetle cake, nut encrusted dweevils and-
White:*Breaks stem again.* Muffins.
Loiue:Yes White..Muffins.
White:No..I demand twice as many muffins now.
Loiue: Or fried white pikmin.* ran at him and got stuck inside the oven.*
White closed the oven.
White[face_shock]r Loiue with a cherry on top.
Loiue:This is cannibalism.
White:I'm a pikmin, remember... **_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*__**_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_** +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ =================================================================== RATE? FUNNY? ELIMINATE? WHY?
- Chapter 5:
=================================CHAPTER 5====================================
Synd and Loiue sat,watching the opponents fight it out on the bridge.
Synd:This great.
Loiue:Yep.
Synd:*gives Loiue a cookie.*
Loiue:Ahh, from one of our racers.
Synd:It's a little taste of heaven...
Loiue[face_shock]k, Loiue bit into the cookie.
Loiue felt like he was floating. He flew though clouds and over meadows.
Pikmin:What's wrong with him.
Synd:I think he's dead.
Pikmin:I guess that is where I take over?
Synd:I guess,I also know why it says a little taste of heaven. Because it kills you.
Pikmin:*Reads cookie box*May contain small bits of white pikmin.
Synd[face_shock]h.Well, your name?
Pikmin:I am...Cyan.
Synd[face_shock]k, you start now at lower than minimum wage.
Cyan[face_shock]k. ==========================================================
The racers were stuck on the bridge.They all made it off the bridge, no car still ran.
White ran and eventually found a gas station.
White went to a pump and saw Green, pumping gas to an invisible car.
White:Green, what are you doing.
Green[face_tongue]umping gas.
White:To what.
Green:My car.
White:Mind if I have a ride.
Green:Why not.
White:Thanks.
Cyan: Because we don't want to run low on muffins, you can't intentionally injure yourself.
White:Green?
Green broke White's stem.
White broke Green's stem.
Both:We demand muffins.
Cyan:Bu.....
Green:You said we can't intentionally injure ourselves, we can injure other people though.
Cyan:................
White:Horray for loopholes!
Orange and Black ran past, Black threw a tire at Orange. The tire missed and sent Brown flying into the path of a truck, he fell over.
The truck swerved and ran into a gas pump.
Pink was dragging Tan. Navy,Gold and Maroon ran by. Gray and his evil group ran by. Then the rest of the pack ran by.
They came to a finish line where Synd,Loiue and Cyan were.
Red jumped and made it before Black and Orange.
Red:I WON!!!
Synd:Actually,Green won.
Red:HOW!!!!
Black:We ran past him.
Pink:He was------
Orange:He should still be at the gas station.
Blue:HOW DID HE--
Green:Loophole.
Red:WHAT LOOPHOLE?
Green:I don't know, just a loophole.
Synd:The main thing that we need to find out is, who murdered my cohost?
Loiue:Bu-
Cyan hit him on the head with a shovel.
Cyan:This is serious.
Synd:Yeah, you can kill each other, but when you mess with my cohost...
Cyan:Yes.
=====================News Bullitin======================================
Indigo: The Pik-Pik Bridge collapsed today, leaving a wake of destruction.There was also a train wreck which killed hundreds.This all came after the grocery store was destroyed.Officials think this is connected to the new deadly race called "THE GREAT PIKMIN RACE". I watch that show every day.
Lime:In less important news, Loiue died. Watch later to see our story on the sad orange bulborb.
Indigo:Sad story Lime. =========================================================================
Orange:It was Tan, always so scared.
Navy[face_tongue]ink is crazy....suspect.
Pink:Navy, you like to blow stuff up.
Red:Either Black or Orange.Both are screwed up.
Black:Why you little.
Orange and Black began to walk towards Red
Blue:White or Green. White has killed a couple people already.Green could have killed him using irony.
Cyan: I know, it was Olimar, disgruntled employee, kills friend in rampage...
Loiue:I'm-
Cyan hit Loiue with a shovel.
Darrenyly:The prez probually got mad about the carrot incident and killed him to save money.
Prez: You barely get any lines, it always the quiet ones.
Gray:I did nothing.
Q:What does murder mean?
============================================ RATE. Who killed Loiue.
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| - The Possessed Squash~A Haunted Tale:
THE POSSESSED SQUASH!
Treasure-Hoard Number 43 Series-Paleontology Series Value-180 pokos Weight-30 Maximum Carriers-50 Pikmin Location-Dream Den
Olimar's Journal
"All of the plants in this region have interesting characteristics. Like this freakish one, for example. Lately, I've started the habit of tasting new discoveries. It may be dangerous to eat unfamiliar plants, but I've only gotten violently sick a few times."
Sales Pitch
"This mutated gourd of titanic proportions is filled with bad seeds. A score if you adore revulsion!"
I have had some haunting things happen to me, really odd happenings, but this one is fictional.
But, little did Olimar and the President know, that there time in the Dream Den would turn would turn into a tragic nightmare.
The Curse of the Possessed Squash
DOOM!!!!!
Olimar: Well, we almost have all the dweevils killed.
Prez[face_shock]k pikmin, get around the treasure.
*He moved the pikmin around the treasure, they began to pick it up, but it floated slightly, then slid down the one hill*
Olimar:What the heck happened?!?!?!?
Prez: We can't do this, we need those pokos.
Red1:( Why did that do that.....)
White1: (I dunno, we found it, picked it up, and it flew away!)
Yellow1:(Wow!)
Yellow2: (Thats akward, I think we'll need to go get it)
Red2: (Yah)
Red1: (Well, hopefully nothing happens, we still have 100 Pikmin left)
Olimar: Lets go get that.
Prez:And save Loiue.
Ship: Well, its on that one hill.
Prez: Ok.*takes 40 Pikmin*
*Olimar went off to get the other treasure, going past the carcasses*
Prez:Well.....
White1: (I guess we need to get this?)
Blue2:(I assume)
Red2:*begins to pick it up*
*The pikmin surrounded the treasure and picked it up, Prez took 10 of them off while the 30 began to pick it up*
Red1:(Heavy!)
Yellow3:(Its kinda wobbly)
White2: (Haunted)
Blue1: (Lol, really)
Yellow3: (You're right, silly superstitions)
Red2: (Hmm. Well, lets get this there)
Prez: Good, they are going at a fast pace.
Ship: We might need to do this fast.
Prez: Why?
Ship: I have a bad feeling. *There were loud pikmin screams, then several ghosts flew up, but some passed through the pikmin the Prez had, the Prez ran over to treasure, there were no pikmin left...*
Prez:WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!!?
Ship: They could've been crushed...
Olimar:Well, we got the carcasses here an- *Several dead dweevils rose up and began to walk around, they killed 10 pikmin, the anode beetles began to walk around.*
Olimar: But- But- We killed them.
Ship:Maybe they are like the bulblax and revive.
Olimar:No, they don't revive like that, actually at all.
Prez: Lets just get this treasure.
Olimar:Yah.... We've lost a bit too many pikmin.
*He threw 3 purples onto the Possessed Squash, then left, the Prez watched the pikmin carry it to the ship*
Prez:Nothing will happen while I'm here.
*The prez turned around as a dweevil picked it up, then dweevil carried it*
Purple1: (OH COME ON!)
Purple2: (REALLY!)
Purple1: (We should be too heavy for this)
Purple3: (I like pie)
Purple2: (Wait, didn't we kill this one)
*There was a loud Dweevil death cry, then pikmin screams. Both captains turned to see a dead dweevil, and pikmin*
Prez: What...what..what...
Olimar:.....
Prez:.....
Olimar:.....
Blue4: (YO! What happened) *Olimar swarmed blue pikmin onto the PS, then, they spontanteously caught on fire and died so fast that they couldn't be saved*
Olimar: Was there a dweevil!
Ship:No.
Olimar: A HAZARD!?!?!?!?!?
Ship: There was nothing.
Prez: Olimar, I'll stay here, go investigate the rest of the cave.....
*Olimar dashed away*
Prez:Well...lets try this again.*he put 3 purples on it, then watched it go into the ship*
Ship:....
Prez[face_tongue]okos?
Ship:....
Prez: Anything?
Ship:.....
Prez: I COMMAND YOU!
Ship:....KRZZZZZZZZ.
Prez: WH-
Ship: KZZRRZRZRZZZZZ!!!!
Prez: Do something.
Ship:.....
Prez:I feel-*his health decreased by 2/3rds suddenly, then all his pikmin somehow got shocked dead*
Ship:.....
Prez: NO! NO! NO! *His health bar decreases far*
Prez: BUT! WHERE IS MY HEALTH!!! *The Possessed Squash lay in front of him*
Prez: I WILL DESTROY YOU FOUL SPIRIT!!!*brings fist up*
*The Prez fell backwards, the ship didn't suck him up*
Olimar.
Olimar had 30 pikmin with him.
Olimar: Well, the prez got it in.
Red5: (Weird)
Red1: (I know)
Blue3: (Too many pikmin are dieing....then the creatures came to life, then got killed)
Purple4: (Then those purples died! DEAR!)
Red1: (I got out of carrying it, I wandered away, then felt cold air)
Olimar:We did good today, we should find the geyser.*finds it and turns* *The Possessed Squash was blocking it.*
Olimar: But-
Red1:(Whoah) * Olimar ran in the opposite direction, there were pikmin screams*
Olimar:GOTTA- *The Possessed Squash was in his path*
Olimar: YOU WERE OVER THERE!!!!!!!*throws pikmin onto it*
Red5: ( OMFG!!!)
Olimar:Hah, you can't get me if my pikmin hold you there.
*Olimar ran off with his pikmin*
Olimar:YAH- *The Possessed Squash was there. Small little pikmin hands were still attatched to it*
Olimar: NO!*runs*
*More Pikmin screams, and the Possessed Squash was there*
Olimar:BEAT THIS!!*He surrounded his reds all over it*
*The Reds burst into flames, despite being immune, they burned until their ghosts floated away*
Olimar: NO! Wait, I have no Pikmin..... guess what, now the ship will take me up.
Ship:.....
Olimar:NO!
*some odd force disabled all of his captains tools. It became pitch black. He ran in another direction til he was knocked down, he looked up at the big red glowing eyes and that evil grin*
Olimar: But, thats impossible!
Ship:.....
Olimar: HELP!!
Ship:.....
Olimar:Ship?
Ship:You shouldn't have done that.........
*Olimar felt like something stabbed him in the heart, his health decreased at an alarming rate, until he too fell over. The red glowing eyes dimmed until you couldn't see them.*
Ship:......*then falls to the ground*
Ok, this was my special halloween story, I may have a few more tales in this later, so don't leave.
Rate? Did any of you actually get nervous or anything? Did you expect the story and ending? If not, what did you think? [/b]
Would you guys like to do an RPG think in here til Halloween? It'll be half fic, half RPG.
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| Subject: Re: Incomplete Fics/Short Stories Tue 10 May 2016, 10:14 pm | |
| Mario Party Expedition August 2007 - Prologue:
=======================--->PROLOUGE<----========================(Small) My other failed. [================================================================] [----------------------------------------------------------------]
Far Far away in The Mario Universe, there was a huge gathering of recruits to go on a dangerous expedition across the Mushroom Kingdom and the surrounding areas to obtain The 10 Keys...
Mario and Luigi would lead it.The 10 Keys would save The Mushroom Kingdom from destruction.The Keys were the only thing that would open the realm where Bowser and King Boo went to.They slowy started to destroy the Mario Universe from there.
Mario[face_shock]ko.Who's in our team?
Luigi:Me,You,Peach,Daisy,Toad,Wario,Waluigi,Birdo,Yoshi,Koopa,Shy Guy,Boo,Blooper,Toadette,Dry Bones,Diddy,Dixie, and DK.
Mario:Why so many?
Luigi:Some won't make it.
Mario:I don't know about it, we are putting everyone in danger.
Luigi:If we don't the Musroom Kingdom will fall.
Mario[face_shock]k.Everyone ready?
Dixie:Yes
Diddy:Yeah.
Dk[face_shock]Ok!
Yoshi:Yes!
Birdo,Peach,Daisy,Toaddete:Yeah!!!
Dry Bones:Reporting for duty.
Koopa:Yeah.
Blooper:....
Boo:Meh.
Shy Guy:Hey!
Wario Bros:Yes.
Toad:Yes...
Toad:We should split up!!!!!
Mario:Good idea.I'll take Koopa,Wario,Waluigi,Peach,Toad,Dry Bones and Shy Guy.
Luigi:And I'll take Boo,Toadette,Yoshi,Blooper,Daisy,Diddy,Dixe,DK.
The Groups split up,Mario's went to the Desert.Luigi's went to the Arctic.To get to the Desert, Mario's group has to cross Chain Chomp Canyon.
===In this Shadow Realm===
Bowser[face_shock]ur hostile destruction of the Mushroom Kingdom, will be magnificent,right?
King Boo:It will.
Bowser Jr:Yeah Papa.
King Boo:It looks like Koopa,Boo, and Dry Bones have betrayed us.
Bowser:They will be taken care of for their treachery.
King Boo:With our army of My Ghostly Minions and Your Minions.We will be unstoppable.AAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!
Bowser:Hohahahhahahahahahahaha.
Bowser Jr:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
King Boo:We must kill them before they get the Keys.
Bowser:Why the worry?
King Boo:Why?!?
2 shadows stepped up.Ready to destroy.
====================================== If fixed it.... RATE. Who were the minions? Who will die? Better?
- Silly Random Mario Fic:
There's nothing here since I deleted it.
July 2007 Ech. I didn't really like these since I wrote the first ago and the second one was intentionally bad. I believe this is all so far,besides my Pikmas Short Stories/K thread stuff where I used script format. But they were really a mix of fic/game/etc. I probably won't include any RP stuff since that's a bunch of people together. | |
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